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Michael J. Nelson



Last Updated: 9/28/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 45
Sign: Libra

City: SAN DIEGO
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/2/2006
Saturday, February 28, 2009 

On February 1st, I made a vow to eat nothing but bacon for the entire month.  This I faithfully carried out, to the letter and at great sacrifice, until just yesterday, when circumstances forced on me by unnamed parties made compliance impossible.  I understand that this will be disappointing to certain people, especially those in the smoked meat community, and if you were offended, then I am sorry... that your standards are such that even the smallest deviations from perfection would cause you offense.  But now, I'd like to move forward.  I ask that you respect my privacy of my family during this very difficult time.

Bacon Shame




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Zoon Noetikon

 
Was that with Baconaise?
 
Posted by Zoon Noetikon on Saturday, February 28, 2009 - 12:41 AM
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dUgE
Douglas Kennedy

 
The press conference clip is awesome. Your son steals the show with his one spoken line...
 
Posted by dUgE on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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Mark

 
Bacongate.

 
Posted by Mark on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Eck

 
Whaever ye doo,don' stop makin' the bacon,exta lean,extra clean,sizolean jean,know wad I mean?Can't stop ma leg....
 
Posted by Eck on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Robert
Robert Kinsler

 
I am very sorry that you fell off the bacon bandwagon.
I hope you go hog-wild now and enjoy all the meat you want, regardless of what pig pen you are assigned in the future!

 
Posted by Robert on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Bec-choy

 
It was a valiant effort.

 
Posted by Bec-choy on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Carl
Carl Perez

 
When that giant tapeworm sticks his head out of your ass one of these nights and demands more bacon, don't say I didn't warn you.

 
Posted by Carl on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Jeff
Jeff Ludban

 
so close.
Try again the next time we have a leap year
 
Posted by Jeff on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Tralfamadorific
Randy Roth

 
Nice try. Better luck next time.


Randy

PS Please do a live Rifftrax show in Chicago, preferably at Durty Nellie's Pub in Palatine, a small intimate venue with lots of beer and the occasional topless girl, also know as my girl friend Denise. Those boiler makers go right to her head.

 
Posted by Tralfamadorific on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Erin
Erin Chisum

 
ugh! You make us veg heads cry! :) Now REALLY freak ur heart out and do nothing but carrots for a month!!
 
Posted by Erin on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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Jillian

 
Haha. You had a good run, Nelson.

 
Posted by Jillian on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:26 PM
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3 B Entertainment

 
There's a "smoked meat community"???? I must find this, and join it. Sorry to hear the bacon thing didn't work out- because bacon is probably the best food ever. I have a couple of bacon trees in my back yard- one's a honey smoke maple bacon tree, and the other is a thick slice bacon tree. Bacon.... yum.


jb
 
Posted by 3 B Entertainment on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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Tweetielovesme

 
All I can say to that is: Mike, we all adore ya as your admiring fans as we awaits for your humble return and we hope that your bacon blues are over my dear friend and that you feel better and the best of luck to you and your family...we respect ya! XXXOOO
 
Posted by Tweetielovesme on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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Adam Greene
Adam Greene

 
I’ve not been this disappointed in a celebrity since CHiPs’ Larry Wilcox blew the kayak relay race for Team NBC on Battle of the Network Stars.


I'll have to step in and pick up the bacon-eating slack for this last day and a half.

 
Posted by Adam Greene on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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GREG MCIVER
Greg McIver

 
T'was a valiant attempt. I'm sure Joe Don Baker is happy that his record has not been tarnished.

 
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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Project FreaK

 
don't worry, mike.

I shall take on a vow;
to eat bacon for 2 months in your name.


 
Posted by Project FreaK on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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PAUL D SNYDER
Paul Snyder

 
I'm glad you had the strength to offer us this public statement...And yes, you should be ashamed. I can't believe you couldn't finish such a simple task.
:)
 
Posted by PAUL D SNYDER on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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ANDREW
Andrew Lambrix

 
As a butcher, I am deeply saddened by this. This is a dark day that will be spent in the shower, crying and eating blt's.

 
Posted by ANDREW on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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Amagon (AKA The Valeyard)

 
I'm sorry, Mike. MMMMMIKE.
MIKE!!!! BACON!!!!
 
Posted by Amagon (AKA The Valeyard) on Monday, March 02, 2009 - 10:27 PM
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LARRY LEE MONIZ

 
Mike, have you considered 'Beggin' Strips' as an alternative?
 
Posted by LARRY LEE MONIZ on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 5:53 PM
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Snoofalah

 
Played Morgan Spurlock, did you? Careful what you eat, mah boi.

 
Posted by Snoofalah on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 10:19 PM
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