On February 1st, I made a vow to eat nothing but bacon for the entire month. This I faithfully carried out, to the letter and at great sacrifice, until just yesterday, when circumstances forced on me by unnamed parties made compliance impossible. I understand that this will be disappointing to certain people, especially those in the smoked meat community, and if you were offended, then I am sorry... that your standards are such that even the smallest deviations from perfection would cause you offense. But now, I'd like to move forward. I ask that you respect my privacy of my family during this very difficult time.
Bacon Shame