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Michael J. Nelson



Last Updated: 9/28/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 45
Sign: Libra

City: SAN DIEGO
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/2/2006

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009 

When will they invent a bloodthirsty, evil hell-beast for the rest of us? They have! Gone are the days when vampires were dreary, basement dwelling Eastern Europeans in capes. Now they are dreary, fey little d-bags wearing lipstick and shuffling around like unenthusiastic Lord Byron impersonators without the animal machismo or ruffled shirts. And they’re sparkly.







Lena

 
I just finished watching... pure brilliance!!
 
Posted by Lena on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 10:19 PM
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MadElf

 
Yup, with Rifftrax is the only way I'd actually watch that film... I saw a sparkly movie called "Legend" and that was enough.

 
Posted by MadElf on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 10:19 PM
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Snoofalah

 
Oh god, kill Twilight. Please do. Have you heard about how much violence was caused from fans attacking people who disliked the book? It's insane, and that's why I did it on my art site.
:D
 
Posted by Snoofalah on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 10:19 PM
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ANDREW
Andrew Lambrix

 
my wife will curse you for this...........but i will love you for it.

 
Posted by ANDREW on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - 10:19 PM
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Jillian

 
Ha! I can't wait to see it.

 
Posted by Jillian on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 4:10 PM
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AutomobiATCH!

 
You put out almost word for word what i said about that damn movie when i was forced to see it...
 
Posted by AutomobiATCH! on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 4:10 PM
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queso for dinner

 
I have no interest whatsoever in twilight, to the extent that I hadn't considered watching it. I may now, though. Oh, and that photoshop is amazing. It brought tears to my eyes. Especially Mike's Robert Pattin-hair.

 
Posted by queso for dinner on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 4:10 PM
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Hawking

 
That's pure awesomeness...great poster too haha
 
Posted by Hawking on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 4:10 PM
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Let's Go Jackets
Kirk McManis

 
No recent movie has deserved the RiffTrax treatment more than this one... well, except maybe Fighting.

 
Posted by Let's Go Jackets on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 4:10 PM
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$@цͪ GÔ
Santiago Cavazos

 
You, Sir, are truly doing Gods work... Bedazzled vampires... Yikes
 
 
Posted by $@цͪ GÔ on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 4:10 PM
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Tralfamadorific
Randy Roth

 
I can't wait. Fwoopy hair and emo fangs await.



Randy
 
 
Posted by Tralfamadorific on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 5:22 PM
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Mar☏say

 
I want this poster!!!!
Viewing the sample clip is as close to watching Twilight's display of sparkly d-bag-ery as I'll ever come, so help me God.


John Goodman? lol
 
 
Posted by Mar☏say on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 5:22 PM
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Snoofalah

 
YOU BROUGHT A SNACK

is the only line I know from the movie. Everything else is pretty much like that.

 
 
Posted by Snoofalah on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 4:02 PM
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