1.  What do you consider some perks of being your gender?

I can pee standing up, and am not hindered by having to find a restroom as long as there's an alley nearby.

2.  Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?

In English?


3.  What occupation do you find sexy?

Scientists, baby!


4.  Would you ever get your nipples pierced?

That would be a "No!"


5.  Have you ever shaved someone before? 

Of course. It was me.


6.  Would you rather be the opposite sex?

No again, Bob. Wanna go for three?


7.  Do you like spending time with your parents?

Yes I do, They're usually buying the drinks.


8.  Have you ever gambled?

I am a gambler by nature.


9. What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to?

It's closed now, but I really liked Mamounia in Seattle.
Cedars is a close second.

10. Do you have any analog clocks in your house?

I do.

11.  What is the lowest grade you ever received on a report card?

Is "incomplete" a grade?


15.   How often do you go to the bathroom in a day?

I'll get someone on that right away...


16. What magazine to you read or look through most often?

Empire - the coolest Brit movie magazine


18.  If your nails are painted, what color are they?

Pass.


19. When you see a movie based on a book, do you go and read the book?

Sometimes. More often I've read something BEFORE it became a film.


20.  Do you put posters on your bedroom walls?

I've graduated to fine art prints and original art.


21.  Do you flip the channel when commercials come on?

That's what the DVR is for. Skipping those damned commercials.


22.  Are there any really gross dishes in your bedroom?

Um... No.  Not at the moment. Now, in the bathroom...

23.  Would you ever date someone with a different skin color than you?

 
I haven't really found someone whose skin matched mine EXACTLY, so yes.


24.  Do you watch any cartoons?

Some. Not a lot, and nothing current.

 

25.  What was your favorite book as a kid?

Any book full of pictures of dinsaurs.
The Hobbit when I started reading.
 
 

26.  If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be?

Lose a body part? As in misplace? Get me drunk enough and we'll see what happens.