See our picshur icon -- dat movie thingee?? Well, life looks a lot like dat right now. Hard ta know which uv us is gonna go postal next.
We iz thinkin' dat our folks HATE us -- we iz still at "bunny camp" (aka bunny hell) twyin' to meet Mom's expectashuns uv us as a "happy herd."
OK, so itz not dat bad but we wud weally like to come home. Webster is makin' t'ings VEWY difficult -- he hates all uv us. We heard one uv da peeps up front talkin' to Mom today. She's gonna pick up Webbie so he dont get depressed.
Hey, wat abowt da rest uv us??? ***THUMP***