Christina Ashby: If it can be done in the theater...Christina's done it! As Scared Scriptless' Tech Intern she is responsible for everything cool that happens. She's also our scapegoat when things go horribly wrong.
Justin Birchell is a person whose name is not spelled Burchell or Birchill, and also is not pronounced bur-CHELLE. GOT THAT!!? Justin was the original inspiration for the character of The Phantom of the Opera and also the character of Scooby-Doo. When Justin is not busy being a busboy (aka cleaning up after you people), he can be heard singing in the shower or occasionally sobbing in the bath.
Rich Capitan Rich came to Alaska from Michigan to harass the wildlife. Prone to making penguins puke, he is also cephalopod curious. His hobbies include all things Sasquatch, Hobbits and beer – but please, just don't ask him about the theme to the TV show, The Incredible Hulk.
Stephany Jeffers is a graduate of Whitworth College with a biology degree and theater minor. That, of course, means she has no real job and is flat broke. She grew up in Chugiak where she was introduced to improv with Simply Drama. In college she directed and played in Whitworth's improv troupe, Cool Whip. Now she is wandering through life aimlessly
Jason Martin: Jason was told he had to write his own bio. He warned he wasn't a good writerer, or spellerer but no one listened. Jason's a life long Alaskan who started improv'ing after audiences started laughing at him in scripted shows. And always, in the wrong places. Jason is also one of Scared Scriptless' founding members.
Dan Olsen: Dan is new to improv, but has been downright silly since he crawled out from under a rock called high school. After years of tall ship sailing, Outward Bound instructing, and hosting Czechoslovakian womens basketball teams around the lower 48, he found Alaska. Now he spends his time playing guitar, looking for whales, and being silly.
Aneliese Palmer is a senior at Chugiak High School. Currently she is busy applying to college and being an overactive high school kid. Her biggest wish right now is that school won't run her into debt until she's
30. Aneliese wants to be an astrophysicist, so this is a problem because they don't really make "money". And she likes improv too.
Nicholas Schafer just recently left the witness relocation program and has gone through a name, face and sex change. "Nicole" lived on the East coast and was dating a mob boss when s/he decided she had had enough and relocated to Anchorage after spilling the beans on all the mob's activities.
Warren Weinstein Born and raised in Alaska, Warren has been involved with local theater since the early 90's and with Scared Scriptless for the last year. When not on stage he enjoys reading, playing softball, and working numerous jobs. This fall he plans on visiting a multitude of Improv groups in the states to steal their work and call it his own.
Greg Wognild Currently a teacher, Greg teaches because he can't do anything else, including improvisation. New, to theater, drama, and being funny...Greg is learning from each Troupe member and taking in all they have to offer. His one true talent of using technology is hampered by his superpowers of causing electrical surges and power outages.