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City: Austin
State: Texas
Country: US
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Friday, June 12, 2009 

Current mood:  evil
Category: Music
Wednesday, June 10, 2009 
BULEMICS EURO TOUR REPORT SECOND PART
ANTWERP (BELGIUM) : We woke up late in the morning and we got the news from the mechanic that the van is really fucked up and it could take weeks to be fixed , so we decided to leave it in Ede and rented a new one...We spent like 2 hours on the phone trying to get a new one the same day and finally we found a company that had one avaible at a very good rate but the place is like over an hour drive from Ede, and again Joke saved our asses taking us to the place with her car! The new van we got was awesome, finally a good one, and a Mercedes as well!!
So it was already mid afternoon when we returned to Ede,and  in no time we loaded all the gear . We had some of our stuff in Debora's apartment but some other stuff was still in the old van that was parked in front of the mechanic, only problem was that the mechanic was nowhere to be found and he had the key, but Ram didn't think twice and in a few seconds opened it from one of the window...In a few minutes we emptied it all from everything and took the license plates...it looked like a movie-scene.  The show in Antwerp fuckin ruled, Bar Mondial was a class A venue, with nice & clean rooms upstairs, huge backstage, great dinner, lots of alcohol...brother Captain Catastrophy (next tour you should ride with us the whole time!!) played awesome punk records for a few hours after the show. One of my fave nights of the tour! The day after we hanged out in Antwerp, which is a really beautiful city with lots of castles and churches old as Christ, someway along the road we ended up in the sleazy red light district , first time the Texans saw a hooker in a window.

DEN HAAG (NETHERLANDS) : We went back to the Netherlands & tonight 3 more bands were scheduled on the bill : The Bastard Sons Of El Duce (unfortunately not a Mentors cover band, me & Gerry hoped it ,but an Oi! group, not bad at all) , Low Point Drains (kick ass blues punk from NL) and Everything Must Go (cool guys from Oakland, California). Gerry scared the shit out of the audiance again. I had many expectations for this show, but for some reason (could be that the crowd was pretty cold or could be that after the show the place ran out of beer....goddamn!!) there wasn't the right atmosphere and I didn't have too much fun that night . What I surely hate about Den Haag is that its a city infested by every kind of scumbag, junkie and thief , so I recommended to the guys to take everything from the van... Well, we got robbed anyway, they broke into the brand new van (that we just got the day before!!!) and stole the radio and Gerry's I-pod (so we did the rest of the tour with no music at all, fantastic) ....Also Everything Must Go got robbed and for them was even worse, they got their GPS stolen... Next time I'll come back in this lovely town I'll surely sleep in the van with a loaded gun under my pillow.
What really sucks, is that we basically spent the same amount of money we got as payment from the show for the parking (it was something like 3/4 Euros per hour!!!) and then we got the van opened!!!.... Nice!

KORTRJIK (BELGIUM) : So the night before kinda sucked , but we couldn't care less cause we were headin back to Belgium for a Friday night show at The Pit's ,# 1  ROCK N ROLL VENUE IN THE WORLD!
Friday night at The Pit's ? You can't get anything better than that in this part of the Western World! Every great band in the last 20 years played here (from Eyehategod to New Bomb Turks, the Mummies, Crowbar, ANTiSEEN, Cocknoose etc) ....
This night fuckin ruled! We had the BEST DINNER of the all tour ....Holy shit that steak was fantastic....THANKS SO MUCH ! After 2 weeks of sandwiches and pasta a great fuckin steak is what real men on tour need. The show ruled, the opening band - The Filth - ruled (finally some real hardcore band), everyone in the crowd ruled, sold a bunch of merch.....The Pit's is always a good time. After the show we went to another bar and did what we do best : drinking till death!

EINDHOVEN (NETHERLANDS) : Last show in The Netherlands! The Rambler is a real nice club, and the people that work here are nice and friendly as hell (thanks Wendy you got me drunk!!) .
The show was kinda weird cause all the people stayed away from the stage (shy? scared?) , but I think that everyone liked it. After the show we drink for probably 6 hours straight (lots of shots of local booze, and that Flugel)... we walked out of the club and it was already morning with the sun shining....fuckin' crazy. We arrived at Tim's house (thanks for the hosplitality bro) after the longest walk possible and I was so fucked up that I almost collapsed in the bathroom.
Slept 2 hours and hit the road again....BRUTAL !

MUNSTER (GERMANY) :
Back in the Fatherland for 3 more shows....This show wasn't really crowded at all, it sucks cause also two good German bands played Drugstop and Memphis Creeps and the club , The Triptychon was really cool... What's going on in Germany these days ? No one's into PUNK ROCK anymore or what ? Where are all the ANTiSEEN or Zeke fans (I KNOW there are a bunch of them up there) ? Really sad...
Bulemics played a really short set then we spent the night drinking with the supercool bartenders and the soundman (great guy with lots of great stories to tale). Funny thing about the show is that MXPX played in  another club  in the same building but downstairs. I really never heard about these guys, but Bulemics told me they are big in the Usa and that....they are christians!!! Christian punk rock ??? Gimme a fuckin' break !!!!! I know Gerry went downstairs at some point opened a door somebody from the band was in there and Gerry yelled some Satanic shit at them and shut the door...haha....

HAMBURG (GERMANY) : Hamburg fuckin ruled in my opinion! I was really excited to comeback in Sin City and especially in the St.Pauli neighbourhood where The Beat Club is located, right in the middle of the red light district. It was a Monday night so I didn't really expect more than 20 people, there were probably less but the guys ruled like they were playin in front of hundreds. Peter got really wild and ended playin in his underwear....there were really few folks there but seemed like they were really enjoying the show, and that's what really matters at the end and what makes the show memorable or shitty. Another thing I love about the Beat Club is that its so small that you don't really need a lot of people to play a crowded show, kinda like The Pits. We got lots of free beer from the supercool bartender, then we went out for a walk and more drinking right in the middle of a huge porn district, pretty amazing for a monday night!!!

BERLIN (GERMANY ) : Berlin was supposed to be a blast, I thought ....it ended up as the greatest lowdown of the all tour. Everything seemed to be against us that night, starting from the fact that Texas Terri couldn't make it to the show to sing "Tie Me Up" (Johnny Thunders cover from the "Product Of America" 7" on Scarey) with the Bulemics. Everyone of us was really tired and not in really good shape not only for the party of the night before but for the whole tour, playin' everynight, doin' LOTS of party, with no dayoffs. Around eleven So Fucking What started , there's not a lot of people maybe 30/40, but everyone's really into them....SFW were AMAZING! Last time I saw them in 2005 they were playin Punk Rock and now they transformed themselves in a straight Country band, and they rocked. Too bad that just few minutes after SFW finished, the room was cleared. EVERYONE left . POSERS!!!
So when Bulemics took the stage of The Wild At Heart,there's probably 5 people near the stage, but none of them really gave a flyin shit about the band, so after 4 songs the show is over (around 6 or 7 minutes probably). Well done guys, you don't need that crap, if Berlin doesn't recognize the greatness and the Satanic powers of The Bulemics, it can go to hell. To make things clear, I LOVE BERLIN, this time were probably very unlucky, cause usually its always a good time. And thanks a lot to the Wild At Heart and especially Dirk from SFW for doin' his best booking this show .

PRAGUE (CZECH REPUBLIC) : The drive from Berlin to Prague was crazy as usual, you are supposed to get there in 3 hours but could take 6...Almost all the drive from one city to the other is on a one lane street, so you can't drive fast, that's good so you can see the hookers and their sleazy bungalows from your window, they are there right on the "highway"!! It sucked that we didn't have time to visit the awesome city of Prague (one of the most beautiful in Europe), but it took forever to find the KLUB 007 even with the GPS. The band supposed to play didn't make it, and some other band from France on tour offered to play. Don't remember their name, and did't pay much attention at their music (being some kind of screamo hardcore, stuff i don't understand, gimme Keith Richards riffs please) but Josh said they were good at what they did and for being so young. Bulemics show was fun, crowd really enjoyed it! We got some beers in a real nice pub after the show and met some real nice people, but not a lot of party that night , the day after 10 hours drive were awaiting us!!

VICENZA (ITALY) : I'm excited for the last 4 shows in Italy. The first one in Vicenza at Bar Sartea (weird place, fancy bar/restaurant during the day , RnR club at night) was a blast! Lots of people tonight many for the local band Radio Riot Right Now, that were pretty good!
Enrico & Albe will get the prize for the best promoters of the tour, you did a kick ass job!!! Thanks to the bartender for ALL the free booze aftter the show.


MILANO (ITALY) : Fuck yeah tonight I finally saw my girlfriend Erika and lots of friends again, so i was pretty happy about that. It was a hell of fun, Easygirls opened the night with their ugly scum rock n roll, they were fun, and they had a bunch of crazy fans...great work on GG Allin's cover! Then Long Dong Silver played, and they ruled as always!! Highlight of their show was when Gerry jumped on stage to sing Dead Boys cover "Caught with the Meat in Your Mouth" with Samu. Sweet! Now I'd like to say a couple of things of the venue Palazzo Granaio that kinda sucked to me .
First , we had the LONGEST soundcheck ever! Were you fucking serious? Ok the stage was huge, so I understand it takes more than the small bar, but c'mon its simply retarded. Second we got dinner too goddamn late. Third, some people entered without paying cause no one was at the fuckin door taking the money  for like an hour and that's not good being a door deal...Fourth, one drinking ticket each band member?? Are you serious? Hey we are BEER DRINKERS! we drink tons of it (is it that difficult for the club to buy 3 cases of the shittiest discounted beer for the bands? you can get over 60 cans for less than 30 Euros)...  but what really pissed me off badly, is that you don't tell me that show MUST BE  over because of cops at 2:00 , at 1:55....yelling at me. At 1:55 Bulemics were just in the middle of their fast as fuck set ....So even it the show was a blast, everyone was having fun, stage was going to be destroyed, mike stands flying around, raining beer, people finally moving (we had to come down to Italy to finally see some people really moving at shows) , they had to cut most of their second part of the set .... This pisses me off cause if we knew this before , the other bands would have started earlier.... The second after Bulemics left the stage, people were kicked out of the club, so we couldn't say to no one, it sucked there were friends i haven't seen in ages....Club sucked but show ruled! And after show party ruled!!!


CERVO, IMPERIA (ITALY) : The place where Bulemics and Long Dong Silver (again) played on the very last saturday of the tour is called Babilonia and is a very small squat, in a small and quiet village by the sea, very nice.
We got probably the second best dinner of the tour , and unlimited wine and beer unlike last night. Long Dong Silver ruled but during thei set apparently some people in the crowd got offended by Samu's (LDS singer) nudity and left the room... what the fuck? are you christians? Bulemics show was wild, so wild that both Gerry and Josh got injured during the show! After the show we went to sleep in some really nice house and the day after we got an awesome lunch with some cool as fuck people!! Italy was treating us really good, and that moment Bulemics decided that it was their favorite country in Europe, Belgium second, haha. The drive to Torino was really scenic with all the mountains and rivers and narrow streets.

TORINO (ITALY) : Back in my hometwon, my loved and most of the times hated Torino. United Club rules! Here's where we spent the first night before the tour started, 3 weeks ago, and here is ending with the last show of the tour! Thumbs up for the great dinner!!! We got rabbit and it was really good! Tonight we saw Joke, Debora and JP again  they flew from Holland and arrived the day before and will return our rented van to Holland the day after! It was cool drinking and partying with them again!
Opening band was Gonzales from Veneto, fuckin awesome band! Check these guys out, they're the best Rock N Roll band in Italy at the moment together with Long Dong Silver and Antares. Bulemics played GREAT! Really intense show! People was scared of Gerry!!! First song they were all in the front , second song eveyone was standing against the walls or in the back of the room,haha, people is so used of fake and shitty punk and hardcore that when they realize they're seeing a real band that put some danger in what they do, they don't know how to react . Played all set fast as fuck as usual and left the stage, came back for a couple of encores and then its over, tour's over! Fuck no!!!!! Great after show party!



I want to thank Ram, Peter, Josh & Gerry for sharing with me 3 of the greatest and  funniest weeks of my life... I LOVE YOU (hey its not gay if we don't kiss right ? )
CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY™

 
Everytime i'm gonna pass that big cock in Antwerp i'll be thinking about you guys! You guys should tour europe atleast once every season!

 
Posted by CAPTAIN CATASTROPHY™ on Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 9:10 PM
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J-P

 
We've had a great time with The Bulemics and Carlo!
Thanks to The Bulemics and Carlo and ofcourse...Erica!!!

Greetings from,

JP and Joke.

 
Posted by J-P on Thursday, June 18, 2009 - 6:02 AM
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