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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 63
Sign: Virgo

City: London
Country: UK
Signup Date: 10/9/2006
Tuesday, March 04, 2008 

Current mood:  jolly

Hello, Freddie Mercury fans!

This is a parody of "Death On Two Legs" that I wrote five seconds ago. Upon reading it, the syllables might not match, but if I sang it to you, I would work. But since I will not do that, just go along with it, if you're even interested.

Speaking of which, if you are easily offended, I don't recommend you read it. If you are easily offended and read it anyway, don't get all fussy about it because I told you so. Also, for those who read it, please keep in mind that I am only a fifteen-year-old human girl with a crazy obsession with this rock star, so pardon my...language in it? There's little cursing, if any, and it really shouldn't be too bad if you're not super conservative or anything.

Love,
Kaytee

P.S. I also think it's funny how the song is about an obnoxious employer, but I totally twist it into a sort of...sexy love thing. If that's what you'd call it. Well that's what I'm calling it. So please do enjoy my "sexy love thing."

 

Sex On Two Legs

You blow my mind when you sing, you've got my heart by a string
I can't have you and it hurts, you're my reason to live, honey
But I want more...
Beautiful jewel with your style and cool
With your mindblowing good looks, you're the reason for my vision

Sex on two legs, you're breaking my heart
Sex on two legs, I really wish we could be alone

Play boy, oh my, sex walking, loud sigh
I want to be your pride and joy
I want to be your naughty toy, can you chase me, then embrace me?
And then you can kiss my lips good night.

Feel good, I'd be satisfied, if I felt our bodies collide (Don't it feel good?)
Is your absence all right? Well it plagues me at night
I want to feel good feel good

I would take you at noon or maybe under the moon
Just let me show you I can, all I'm asking is this one high
Let me feel you inside
Show me some ease, why must you be such a tease?
I'm a fan girl and you're in show biz, but let me give you my all
How's that for a deal? (Score!)

Sex on two legs, you're breaking my heart
Sex on two legs, I really wish we could be(we've never been)
Alone (Tears me apart)
Insane I should be put inside
I've been saving myself all for a rock star who's died
Though my chances are destroyed and without you I'm a void
I hope to feel good, I feel good
4:44 AM
 
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XD

 
Very VERY nice

Freddie would be proud!
 
Posted by XD on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 4:52 AM
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amando

 
Wow.
I wish I had written this.
 
Posted by amando on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 5:45 AM
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Shaz

 
for a fifteen year old girl you did better than any adult that i no i love queen i love freddie and yes he would be proud so would brian roger and john
 
Posted by Shaz on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 6:30 AM
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Maggie Davis Suarez
Maggie Suarez

 
VERY NICE YOUNG LADY . LOVED IT
 
Posted by Maggie Davis Suarez on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 1:29 PM
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Andy

 
OH I LIKE IT SO MUCH!!! :)))
wowww,it's so great to see that someone your age is not conservative at all!

I feel the same way about freddie,and as we all know,milions of girls around the world as well...
When someone asks me 'what's your ONE greatest wish?'
well...that would be what you expressed in the song.
to...FEEL...freddie...ahhhh :))))))
 
Posted by Andy on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 2:57 PM
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hehehe,cool...
 
Posted by on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 3:21 PM
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Lora

 
Hey..you have talent..try writing some more songs..who knows maybe it will be your path in life.
Send it to queenfans .com..see what they think!
Yes you are young...and I hope you one day meet someone that can blow your socks off like
our dear Freddie....he is sexy on stage no doubt!
Unfortunately Freddie is no longer with us....
Share your talent..experience life..date ..have fun..Freddie would want that for you!
 
Posted by Lora on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 4:42 PM
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LEONIE. Yes?
Leonie Carr

 
Hey!
Nice lyrics =] They're really good! Freddie would be proud, shame he isn't with us today, but we can still keep his legacy going in the younger generation xD (Im 13 by the way)
So, yeah! Keep it up!
L x
 
Posted by LEONIE. Yes? on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 5:31 PM
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Weird and Wonderful

 
I really like it!)))
 
Posted by Weird and Wonderful on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 6:14 PM
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Yay, I wrote this. Anyway, everything about this is so true. I feel this way ALL the time, and those last few lines are in fact scarily true for me: "Insane I should be put inside, I've been saving myself all for a rock star who's died." I guess my love for Freddie has gone beyond where it should be...one reason that I broke up with my boyfriend of a year and a half is because...he just wasn't Freddie.

I'm in love with Freddie in more than a fangirl way...it's much more personal than that.
I'm love Freddie in the same exact way that a bride loves her groom, if not more.

Except he's 46 years older...and dead.
 
Posted by . on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 11:25 PM
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Spectral Plane Toys and Gifts
Spectral Plane

 
Very impressive, and I must say very sensual at times. You have a great deal of writing potential... and extraordinarily great taste in music. ;)
 
Posted by Spectral Plane Toys and Gifts on Wednesday, March 05, 2008 - 1:42 AM
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TiffehTornadoh <3
Tiffani Terrible

 
Dude, awsomeness.

Yo have a REAL talent for song writing! You should definantly do more of it.

I say, Freddie would have been proud of you dude.

Good on ya.
 
Posted by TiffehTornadoh <3 on Wednesday, March 05, 2008 - 6:23 AM
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Tenement Funster

 
I Very much enjoyed it.

I can hear the backing vocals in my minds ear.

"Feel good, I'd be satisfied, if I felt our bodies collide (Don't it feel good?)
Is your absence all right? Well it plagues me at night
I want to feel good feel good"

Very creative,keep going.

-TF
 
Posted by Tenement Funster on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 6:21 AM
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♥♫♚KÉŊĐЯÄ MÉRČƯR¥, Dâ Kїllâħ Kŵeeŋ♚♫♥
Ӎrs. Bad Guy

 
Ah, I love it! xD You've expressed what most of us are thinking. LOL Good job! :)
 
Posted by ♥♫♚KÉŊĐЯÄ MÉRČƯR¥, Dâ Kїllâħ Kŵeeŋ♚♫♥ on Saturday, March 08, 2008 - 8:41 PM
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Selena

 
Very awesome, Kaytee, as I have told you before. A great amount of people can really relate to this, and this just gives them the chance to see their feelings expressed in ways they may not have been able to do themselves.
"Insane I should be put inside
I've been saving myself all for a rock star who's died"
is pretty much the greatest line of the song. Because it's SO TRUE. And I love it. Thank you.
 
Posted by Selena on Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 8:39 PM
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Zorin

 
Well done, Kaytee.
Encore now!
 
Posted by Zorin on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - 7:16 AM
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Zorin

 
Great parody, Kaytee!
 
Posted by Zorin on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 8:38 PM
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