Last night I went to the Rangers-Islander hockey game wearing a mullet wig and Jagr jersey. The mullet wig is always a crowd pleaser and suprisingly appropriate for hockey games. Jagr himself sported a sweet mullet in the early 90's while playing for the Penguins. Turns out Hillary and Haley Duff were at the game and sitting one row behind me a few seats down. Hillary didn't seem impressed but "Summer Wheatley" definately did a double take. The look on her face was priceless. Kind of like, "Oh God, I hope that's a wig. And if it is a wig, why would you wear it in public?!" Whatever you scank, I voted for Pedro anyway.