I bet you filthy mongrels thought you were going to get some special news and/or updates didn’t you?!! NO! none of that for you today! Today we will discuss the importance of jubblins in one’s life. Now jubblins first originated back in 1666 in the England territory with the reign of King Henry II. These were actually the third breed of evolved jubblins. The first were the prehistoric jubblins that roamed shortly after the time of the dinosaurs, most speculate that they de-evolved into what they are today. Anywho, when the Europeans decided to come to america they strapped the jubblins on their backs (much like modern day backpacks) Some believe this is precisely where backpacks came from. Now contrary to what you might believe John Smith was not the first European man to settle here (and stay on the land that is..the first people were the ruthless vikings that raped and pillaged the land until nothing was left.) The jubblins turned on John smith and his crew and commondeered their ships and sailed towards indonesia. They don’t teach you this in the history books but the jubblins invaded indonesia and killed the inhabitants. Eventually they got bored and decided to sail to America. It was about the time of the 13 colonies when they arrived and they settled in the New England area. Many people have heard rumors that George Washington captured a jubblin as a pet and molested it many times. When his wife asked him what he had been doing late at night, Washington could not lie! His wife immediatly left him and freed the jubblin. By the time it was free the jubblin soon discovered it was the only one left of its race. The British redcoats had slaughtered the remnants of all the jubblins with their bayonets. The lone jubblin found refuge in a cave near Vermont. No one knows how the more jubblins came to be but most speculate that there were another batch of them that came from anartica. They crossbred (not to be confused with Crossbreed, the sub-par punk rock band of ’04) and created more. Most compare the jubblins to secret societies such as the Masons, little information is given surrounding the breed and never will be given because they hate you. Most of them are spying on your girlfriends right now with binoculars. yes... its true. They are secretly planning to capture the inhabitants of america and take them to Cambodia so that they can have a molest-off competition. Thank you, Good nite.