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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 58
Sign: Scorpio

City: LOS ANGELES
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/25/2005

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 
Back in LA, back from Orlando, FL; New York City and awesome Worcester, Mass. "I traveled through rain, sandstorms & mud/Till I came upon a place they call the Bucket of Blood/ The admission was a dollar & a quarter to get in/ I flipped the ho a dime & I switched on in/When I got in, I ordered something to eat/They brought me a muddy glass of water and a tough-ass piece of meat" ("Bad Girl" by Baroness Bobo). Me? I'm headed out to the gym in a few minutes, plotting my next moves, henh henh. My comic book partner, Poland's own Szymon Kudranski, and I are about to publish our first joint effort, "Devil Deer," which should be available for mass consumption before year's end! And music partner Rani Sharone & I are hard at work on our Spider Mountain CD. We've already got one of our songs on the "2001 Maniacs: Beverly Hellbillies" soundtrack. (I suppose it helps to play Mayor Buckman in the movie, yee haw, but it's a fun song and darn-well plucked!) I've got back-to-back cons upcoming in Vegas (Fango con at the Palms Hotel over Halloween weekend), and then it's up to Bloomington, MN (Mall of America country!) for Crypticon November 6-8. After that, it's birthday time (11/11), so you might want to start thinking about what you're gonna get me. What would you get for the man who doesn't have everything? Inquiring monsters an to know. 
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Kellie
Kellie Stewart

 
Anything he asks for
 
Posted by Kellie on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 4:04 PM
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Sinjo Thraw Mash

 
Looking forward to seeing you at Crypticon. Stop by the Sinjo Thraw Mash Merch table I have a specail piece of art I have been working on just for you. It works out perfect that your birthday is coming soon. Pieces


 
Posted by Sinjo Thraw Mash on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 5:36 PM
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Stacie

 
I'd give ya a birthday spankin :)
so that's where the rock hard abs come from, the gym!
you have fun fun fun on Halloween, I know I will! We're going to have a costume party, yay!
I just saw you in Night of the Living Dead last night, lol
Don't work too hard :)

 
Posted by Stacie on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 4:09 PM
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Hellbound

 
I give you my ex wife! Oh wait that would be a horrible present! Hmmm let me think?? Look forward to that new comic and music tho! Sounds bad ass!
 
Posted by Hellbound on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 4:09 PM
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~gothique

 
I would take you to a place in FtW called Kinkaid's that make THE best burgers in town.
Then we'd hop over to The Swiss Pastry Shop where you could choose a really tasty-fied dessert from their awesome selection of baked yummies.
Then we'd go to The Rave Theatre where I'd treat you to the film of your choice, plus popcorn and a drink, of course.  Since the theatre is located at a mall, after the movie, we could go cruise the mall, perhaps picking up an item of your choosing.  Sound good?

 
Posted by ~gothique on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 4:25 PM
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Bill

 
well, yeah, sounds great!

 
Posted by Bill on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 9:17 PM
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D@L3 S@DL3R

 
sKINNY pUPPY tickets

 
Posted by D@L3 S@DL3R on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 4:29 PM
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Toonzie
Toonz McAck

 
hmmm... a brand new Sonny Bono wig-do, a fry house, a whet-stone, lawnmower blades, gym towels, hand sanitizer, duckbill masks... so many options it's really difficult to choose just one good giftie...

 
 
Posted by Toonzie on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 5:19 PM
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Bill

 
I'll take em all, and a peanut pattie & a Big Red soda!

 
Posted by Bill on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 9:18 PM
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Pamela
Pamela Devereaux

 
Tickets to see Type O Negative, and Seventh Void.

 
Posted by Pamela on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 5:24 PM
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Babys Doll House™
INsane for BAby

 
Hey Bill,

I could do that Rainbow Chart for you as a present???

If you would like???
 
Posted by Babys Doll House™ on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 6:35 PM
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Bill

 
what's a Rainbow Chart?

 
Posted by Bill on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 9:19 PM
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hatt
Hattie Perry

 
bill!!! im your favvvvvv!!   Mn is my stopmin ground!!! minneapolis born and raised! soo stoked your commin here!
 what are the chances of me cooking ya a meal????
 
Posted by hatt on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 6:52 PM
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Baz

 
A new plate of course.

 
Posted by Baz on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 7:56 PM
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Blondy
Lynne Johnson Spado

 
Gee bill, all these presents sound so tame! if u werent in a realtionship i could guarantee u an experience that would change your politics and religion. in short, bill i'd make u see God! other than that, i guess a happy birthday post!  ALWAYS a fan, blondy
p.s. u had 2 know u were askin a loaded question, didnt ya. heres your loaded answer!
 
Posted by Blondy on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 10:32 PM
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Blondy
Lynne Johnson Spado

 
oh and btw, what the hell is a moseleyfish? r they good 2 eat?
 
Posted by Blondy on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 10:37 PM
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Bill

 
you betcha!

 
Posted by Bill on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 10:52 PM
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Well Kept Zombie

 
well I offered lunch in nyc - and it still stands.
as long as I am that is.
happy almost bday!

 
Posted by Well Kept Zombie on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - 11:46 PM
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Bobby Beefpuppet

 
Bill, I have the perfect gift for a man such as you. You travel all over the world, play some of the most psychotic characters, and take time to meet all your loyal fans! There is one thing you truly need that you must have lost a long time ago! SANITY!!!!!!!!! That will be my gift to you!

 
Posted by Bobby Beefpuppet on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 1:19 AM
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Cynthia
Cynthia Hefner

 
That would depend on what he wants??
 
Posted by Cynthia on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 1:42 AM
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SATAN-0-PHONIC

 
a devil ducky for the bath.

 
Posted by SATAN-0-PHONIC on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 2:08 AM
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Don of the Dead: Crypticon Promotions Zombie

 
We're happy to have you back in MN Bill!!
 
Posted by Don of the Dead: Crypticon Promotions Zombie on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 2:16 AM
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Connie

 
Since you like coffee as much as I do, some really good coffee and the coolest mug I can find.

 
Posted by Connie on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 2:21 AM
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Crypticon: Minnesota's #1 Horror Con!!
Crypticon Mn Horror Convention

 
15 Days till MN get a case of "Moseley Madness"!!!!
Sure theres no cure, but wants one?

 
Posted by Crypticon: Minnesota's #1 Horror Con!! on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 2:23 AM
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☠MiSS UnDeaD☠
Jennifer Dorris

 
a new bic lighter for yer hanger and a fresh cup 'o' joe. How's that sound? Im getting so excited for Trinity of Terrors!!
 
Posted by ☠MiSS UnDeaD☠ on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 5:17 AM
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☠whittie

 
A day off? That's what I would want.
 
Posted by ☠whittie on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 1:40 PM
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BadGrrlKane
Kory Kane

 
A new metal plate

 
Posted by BadGrrlKane on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 1:41 PM
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Joyce Elizabeth
Joyce Elizabeth Sammons

 
I'd hand feed you homemade cornbread and ice cold buttermilk. If you don't like the taste we could freak all your friends out and make them think you have rabies.

 
Posted by Joyce Elizabeth on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 3:21 PM
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Bill

 
Yikes!

 
Posted by Bill on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 4:24 PM
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ERIC

 
COUPLE OF WARM 19 YEAR OLD CHEERLEADER , AND A BUCKET OF K.F.C.
 
Posted by ERIC on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 9:52 PM
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Bill

 
now you're talking. let them eat the chicken while I watch TV!

 
Posted by Bill on Thursday, October 22, 2009 - 11:38 PM
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Glenda
Glenda Hovey

 
Yea Scorpios, my birthday is November 12th!  Don't know what I want much less what to get you.  What do you get people that have everything?
 
Posted by Glenda on Friday, October 23, 2009 - 1:24 PM
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Leah
Strumpet Baby

 
Maybe you should think about what you going to get me. My birthday is tomorrow. A simple Happy Birthday would do!
 
Posted by Leah on Friday, October 23, 2009 - 5:47 PM
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Leah
Strumpet Baby

 
Hmmmm.... What get Bill....I work at an embalming service so the possibilities are endless. Maybe a head on a stick?
 
Posted by Leah on Friday, October 23, 2009 - 5:48 PM
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Ken
Lenny Wellman

 
An industrial sized bottle of Plate wax, I think I saw some on sale at Cost-co.  It comes in a five hundred gallon drum with a complimentary electric buffer all for the low low price of $9.95
 
Posted by Ken on Sunday, October 25, 2009 - 2:37 PM
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Ken
Lenny Wellman

 
Or if you don't need any Plate Wax I could bring you my pet piranhas Otis and Choptop.  Otis picks on Choptop sometimes, but they're pretty good old boys as far as flesh eating monsters go.  I keep telling Otis that Choptop is gonna get bigger than him one day and throw him a beating.
 
Posted by Ken on Sunday, October 25, 2009 - 2:43 PM
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Kimi
Kimi Wiseman

 
wow what would i give Bill Moseley for his birthday?  Hmmmmmmmm  I think I would give you a couple scripts that have awesume parts just for you and pay 5 times the usual pay (because i believe you are the king of the monsters) so that after the movie you could take some time off from traveling and have money to spare to buy yourself what your heart desires.  I would also buy you a nice condo in pittsburgh so we could be neighbors and hang out in coffee houses and burger joints together and maybe even visit amusement parks with our families.  Wow if only i was rich.....  I guess the ultimate gift would be three wishes and you should make the first wish for 1000 more wishes.  Or I could just send a nice card.  lol  Love,  your most enthuiastic fan,  ~Kimi~
 


 
Posted by Kimi on Thursday, October 29, 2009 - 2:03 AM
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