heres some rib ticklers for all you working stiffs
Q: What's Garfield's least favorite band?
A: the Happy Mondays
Q: What's the Fonz's favorite Radiohead album?
A: Kid Aaaaay!
Q: How many Land Before Rhyme members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3; one to screw in the lightbulb, two to tell him he's doing it wrong!