Yes, I have a crazy stalker. Not the kind that sits outside of my window, peeping, slashing tires, but a lazier version who sits in front of their computer at 2 am changing the content of my Facebook page. I have no idea when I got so interesting, but someone has taken an unnatural liking to all things me, so I’m choosing the attitude of being flattered. And here I was thinking I was settling into happy suburban life in Vegas and becoming boring.

You’re not going to win. I’m still going to go on being happy. I might be slightly inconvenienced now but it’s nothing a quick computer scrub from the Geek Squad can’t handle.

You can stop…or not. I’ll still have a nice job, new house, wonderful man and tons of friends and you…well, you can still sit and play Text Twist on my Facebook page in the wee hours of the morning.

That can be our little arrangement. Me – happy. You – pathetic. I wish you the best with it.