It figures. This bank hol weekend, I've got little on - but next weekend I'm triple-booked.
However, tonight, folks, in association with the Irrepressible Ed "Mr Flay" Wills, come along to the splendiferous
House of Wheat's Burning Love Masked Ball!
I shall be assisting Mr Wills in his famed escapology act in the capacity of announced, introducer or barker, call it what you will. I hope than an inability to walk in more than a pained shuffle will merely add atmosphere.