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Friday, April 25, 2008 

Current mood:  accomplished
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

After months of blood-letting performances, the Swink cast has finally pile-driven to the finish line of STUCK UP, the group's long awaited ninth film.

Said Peter Orloff, veteran to these sordid affairs and participant in what was, mercifully, the last day shoot;  "it'll be nice to move on to another project. Something away from this guy (Swink) and these people.  I still can't believe I allowed my son (Yevgheni) to be involved to the extent he was. Unfortunately this wasn't my first case of poor judgment."

Offered Swink first-timer Colette McCay; "don't get me wrong, it was definitely exciting, but somehow, I've come away thinking maybe they weren't totally upfront regarding their whole procedure. It was like all my years in New York condensed into these last six months.  I don't know, it'll take awhile to get over it."

Post-Production has begun. Can the premier be far behind ? Your guess is as good as ours, but when that day does come, we DO know,  "it will take awhile to get over it!"

11:59 PM
 
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Dr Charles Stewart

 
It never ceases to astound me the amount of bitching that goes on during a Swink production. These so called actors know what his shoots are like; no one is holding a gun to their head to get them to do this. Unfortunately most of these prima donnas have survived on their laurels for awhile and now find it too difficult to get down to bare knuckle acting. When they pleaded with me to do the scene they had in mind I only agreed because it involved just one other actor and as it turned it was someone I’ve enjoyed working with before. Needless to say none of the petty bullshit that typically goes on at these shoots happened and we actually had time to work the scene a couple of different ways.
So once again my hat goes off to the genius of Barry Swink and to those that have nothing better to do the moan and complain I say YOU JUST DON’T GET IT!!!!
 
Posted by Dr Charles Stewart on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 12:15 AM
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Joel Cousins

 
The good Doctor here, is going to be in the need of a 'good' doctor, to reconstruct his mug from the Joel Cousins beating its gonna get.

Swink intentionally excludes people like u from my scenes, because of my low tolerance for assholes... And I appreciate that.

See u at the premier CHUCK!

JC
 
Posted by Joel Cousins on Saturday, May 03, 2008 - 10:46 AM
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Dr Charles Stewart

 
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
You my friend are in your seventh age
 
Posted by Dr Charles Stewart on Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 1:34 AM
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Joel Cousins

 
At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.

And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school.
And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow.


Shakespeare blows and so do you Doc...

Now, down with your knickers and prepare for my entry!!
JC
 
Posted by Joel Cousins on Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 1:44 AM
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Dr Charles Stewart

 
Thou art a votary to fond desire
Get thee to a nunn'ry!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Dr Charles Stewart on Sunday, May 04, 2008 - 10:19 PM
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