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Sasquatch Interdimensional Assassin


Last Updated: 12/19/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 19
Sign: Capricorn

City: Shadow Moses Island
State: Alaska
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/17/2006

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008 

I would type a huge, detailed ESSAY on how awesome Matt is, but I have created one, yes one, sentence that pretty much gets my point across:

 

Matt is so awesome, that his awesome implodes planets.

True story.

Do you know why Pluto isn't a planet anymore? Is it because scientists deemed it too small to be a planet? No. It's not a planet anymore, because it couldn't handle Matt's awesome. So, it simply imploded.

4:04 AM
 
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Carolyn
Carolyn Lake

 
I agree that Matt is insanely awesome however Pluto was my favorite planet :(
 
Posted by Carolyn on Wednesday, February 06, 2008 - 5:13 AM
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Manplant
Matt Prillwitz

 
What sound do imploding things make?

BOOM-KA! ?

or

MOOBAK! ?
 
Posted by Manplant on Monday, February 25, 2008 - 4:30 AM
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Fuck You I'm a Dragon
It's time And I'm

 
Matt is so awesome, that no sentient being can cape his shit, and furthermore, any shit of the latter party can, and will be caped by Matt.

True story.

Do you know how black people always seem to have some defining phrase, like, and I quote, "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin.", or "I be sippin' on some grape drank."? Well, here's a new one: "You can't cape that shit nigga." Well guess what. Matt can not only cape that, he can go one more and send it back at ya--that's how awesome Matt is. Word.
 
Posted by Fuck You I'm a Dragon on Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 5:52 AM
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