Do you ever wonder who would play YOU in a movie. Well, A lot of my friends and I have been thinking about our movie, which we're totally going to write and it'll be the best movie ever, and the people who would play us in the movie. Leland and I spent a lot of time thinking and talking about this today, and by a lot of time, I mean close to two hours, and this is what we have come up with so far:

Me:
Kevin Smith

Up until today, we thought that Jack Black would be the best Ryan, but Leland suggested Kevin Smith, who I think would be a much better Ryan. Don't get me wrong, Jack Black is amazing, but he is a bit of a show stealer, and the movie wouldn't be just about me. Now, if I was the main character, which I wouldn't be, Jack Black would be great, but considering the fact that there are like, 11 main characters, we would need someone who requires a little less attention.
And if Kevin Smith isn't available, I've come up with a list of alternates:
Jack Black
Kevin James
Seth Rogen (Kind of)
And I forgot the others.

Leland:
Owen Wilson

You can't even argue with that. I mean, Owen Wilson and Leland have a lot in common: They have somewhat similar hair, both of their noses are a bit messed up, and they can both be funny without even trying. There really aren't many people who could capture the "essence" of Leland, but Owen would probably do the best job.
Alternates:
Steve Zahn
Matt Dillon
and, again, I forgot the rest.

Jared:
David Schwimmer

Yeah, sorry Jared. We know we pick on you a lot, but, it's true. David Schwimmer would make the best Jared. 
Alternates:
Ashton Kutcher (after seeing him with a very Jared-like beard in "The Butterfly Effect")
Tom Green (If he could stop humping dead animals long enough to become partly sane and human)
Clive Owen
Justin Long

Travis:
Adam Goldberg

We didn't come up with this one. Travis did. And it's perfect. I don't Adam Goldberg has ever played a sane character, which is good, because I don't think Travis is sane half the time, and I mean that in the best way possible.
I don't think we had any alternates...........

Trevor:
Michael Richards.

Yup. It's Kramer. We really couldn't think of anyone else. You were a hard one Trevor, reaaaally tricky. But Leland and I think we nailed it. WE THINK.

Hannah and Kayla:
Kate Winslet

Yeah, Kate Winslet is going to play both Hannah and Kayla. It shouldn't be too hard for her, I mean, Lindsey Lohan did it, and well, she's, just....well....eh. Of course Kate will have to dye her hair red for half of the movie...

Matt:
Jim Carrey

I believe when this first started this, the twins had pegged you as a Jake Gyllenhaal, but he's too normal. Jim Carrey can pull off Matt amazingly, and he would do a great Eisenhand.

Michael:
Anthony Michael Hall

Michael came up with this at school, and I couldn't think of anyone else that could capture Michael better.
No alternates

Brett:
Jim Gaffigan

Yeah, I shouldn't even have to explain why this would work.

Corey:
Paul Giamatti

Need I say more? No. I need not.

Eddy:
Johnny Depp

Yeah, it may sound a bit weird, but it works. Jared and I noticed that Eddy can be very Depp-ish, and sometimes, its the other way around.

Eric:
Michael Cera

Eh, I guess your cool enough Eric. I guess. *sigh*
Seriously though, I can see it, a bit.

Thats all I have, or care enough about to put up. I need a nap.