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Dear Bidoof,
You're a humongous piece of crap.
I just started playing Pokemon:Diamond, and I'm already sick of you.
I didn't get tired of Ratata until my 3rd play through of Pokemon Blue.
You're useless.
The only reason I caught you, is so that I didn't have to teach any of my good Pokemon the HM Cut. And you can't even do that right.
Your weak, and you look like a tard.
I hate you.
Dear Scientists,
Hurry the hell up,
and figure out a way
for humans to hibernate.
Seriously, I'll be your test subject.
You don't even need to pay me,
just let me sleep FOREVER.
I hate you, until you figure this out. Then, I'll love you for ever.
Sincerely, Ryan.
Dear Cowhide,
I don't really understand you,
or sports in general.
So, instead of paying $10 to
watch something I'm
not going to enjoy,
I'm going to eat free chinese food
and read Deadpool comics all night.
I don't hate you, but I don't really like you. At all.
Sincerely, Ryan.
Dear Candy Corn,
You taste like sweetened chalk dust,
and you look nothing like corn or corn kernels.
I hate you.
Sincerely, Ryan
2:11 PM
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