Well, Well, Well. Here we are... In-case you havent heard the talk on the town, The PityWhores have made it to the Jerry Springer show website, completely un-related to muffcakes recents sex change Yes, in fact, fellow lovers of punk rock....we have a chance to be the next representitives of our "scene" on the Springer Show since GG Allin. But we need your help. We submitted a video for our criticacally acclaimed and grammy nominated song "The Jerry Springer Show", and the powers that be have been kind enough to let us be a top ten contender. This is where you come in. Heres how it breaksdown... Go to
www.jerryspringertv.com/hit_song.php and vote up to 5 times a day from any one computer for The PityWhores Jerry Springer Show. The more you vote, the better the chance our ugly mugs can scar the scores of stay at home moms, the unemployed, and nursing home residents alike whom are accostomed to view such a fine program. Just kiddin about that last bit, we're fans of the show and are neither stay at home mom's or nursing home residents. But I Socially digress, Muffcake has promised to remove an artical of clothing for each vote cast....please, do not let this hinder you will to vote. We will keep him unexposed for the sake of the country. So vote until you have the dreaded carpel tunnel syndrome, and hopefully we'll be invading your tv within the very near future. Thanks again to everyone who's already helped us out and to those of you who are gettin on the campaign trail as we speak.