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New discorvery invloving...The Black People.
As of 29 April 2006, A rare disease has been spreading. Its name is KoolAIDS. It is a wide spread pandemic that is sweeping the hood(s).
Some symptoms include:
Dark Skin...Very dark skin. Unique hair styles. Outrageous babble-like forms of communication Excessive clothing. Etc.
Acording to Dr. K. Ghiassi, a Professor in many things, it affects during the night time. Attraction to television may have a role in the transformation. Also, the acronym, K.F.C. is widely popular among them. The doctor concluded that Kool Aid and Fried Chicken are especially popular.
Following up on his research, Dr. A. Bagamaspad, a specialist in "Izzle-Fo-shizzle communications," has added to the doctor's research. His new findings conclude that the cure may have to do with Fried Chicken.
Many professors from around the globe have flown in to help with this issue. "Their is a cure," Dr. Ghiassi said, "and its name is Project Fried Chicken with some OJ Simpson."
More information is yet to come. In short: Stay Alert, Be Wary, and hide your televisions. Also, hide your fried chicken.
Article created by Kamran Ghiassi.
3:27 AM
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