Heya,

So due to a couple requests, I am posting another silly story from the TO airport!  Actually, this one happened on the plane.  First off, Alisa and I were asked to sit in row 1 and help in the event of an emergency.  I think we both looked confused, thinking there was actually an emergency in progress, but we then realized it was just because we were in row 1.  So we were fine with that, after all we are public servants, so helping the public comes second nature to us, hehe!

As we sat in row one waiting to take off, we overheard the three flight attendants talking, and apparently they had each counted a different number of people on the plane, and therefore couldn't balance the manifest.  We promptly volunteered to help out and do a quick count, but they ignored us.  I guess that wasn't the kind of emergency we were supposed to help with.

So the more intense and somewhat frustrated flight attendant gets on the P.A. and says, direct quote, "Hi everyone, we are going to play a little game.  It's called Roll Call! When I call your name, just say you are here and we can get this plane off the ground shortly."

OK, in my opinion, games are supposed to be fun, right?  So what do I do?  I make a few jokes to Alisa and our other new friend in row 1 about this whole procedure, and then they make a few jokes back.  Before I know it, I am laughing hysterically, and I don't even remember why anymore, but I couldn't control myself.  Alisa motioned me to be quiet because roll call was happening and we were in row 1 right by the P.A. and angry flight attendant, but I couldn't stop!  Finally, angry flight attendant says, directly into the microphone, "THAT LAUGHING ISN'T HELPING THE SITUATION YOU KNOW!!!"

Whoa, getting freaked on by the flight attendant in front of the entire plane!  Unfortunately, that just made me laugh harder, and I clamped my hand over my mouth to try and stifle the sound.

I finally got myself under control, only to have angry flight attendant read the roll call name of "SARAH MULLET" which led me to glance at Alisa before bursting into howls of more laughter!  I feel bad for Sarah Mullet, because it wasn't anything personal, it was just I was already having a good time, and a name like mullet just made it worse, haha!

The angry flight attendant through me several more dirty looks, and Alisa commented that it was lucky I didn't get thrown off the plane.  And the other funny thing is one of the nicer flight attendants who thought I was just silly commented to me during the flight, "I'm glad you aren't ordering any alcohol, because it seems like you have already had enough!"  I just said back to her, "no, believe it or not, this is me totally sober.  Scary, eh?"