Dear Family, Friends, and Enemies,

Its been a long eventful summer and I'm sure at least one of you have been wondering:  Where are the Apeshits?  Well, I'm glad you asked. 

For the past summer we have been creating, writing, drawing, and occasionally recording our next album in a modest enormous castle in a small town in Sicily.

Over the past months I've received emails about rumours overheard in various clubs, truck stops, barber shops, saying that the Apeshits were in jail, they had broken up or that they married supermodels and have given up on the music industry.  None of these are true except for the supermodel one and even that is a bit untrue, we are not getting married we are just dating them semi-exclusively.  

As you sit there on your fold out chair in your grandmother's basement, you may be wondering:  How could the Apeshits afford to go to Sicily to record?  Let me take this opportunity to confirm another rumour.  The Apeshits have received an advance from a MAJOR record company for, what I believe to be, a record amount advance to give to a band who have never released a major record debut.  I am not at liberty to discuss how much it was but it was in the hundred of dollars range.

We are happy to inform everyone that we are back in the states and are finishing up our next album, tentatively scheduled for release in time for Christmas, and yes, our CD does make a great stocking stuffer.  So pre-order two for yourself and one for every person you have ever met in your lifetime.

Best Wishes,

The Apeshits.