So when we're hanging out after shows we get a lot of dudes coming up and bothering us when we are trying to hook up with the plethora of hot chicks that are constantly around us at all times.  I mean, even as we write this there are...  two, three, four....  Five hot chicks around us.  Six if you think midgets are hot.

So the other night during hook up time some guy came up and asked us if we had any favorite basketball players.  Good conversation when we're watching the game, not a good question backstage.

So, Mr. C-blocker, here's a post dedicated to you. 

The official Apeshits favorite basketball player is from a French basketball player and he goes by the name Steeve Ho You Fat.  The last game Ho You Fat did not play.  Game before?  I dont think he played.  It doesnt matter in apeshitworld, he's still the best.  If we had sisters we would love for them to be Mrs. Ho You Fat.