I think the only reason that I really would ever think that being famous would be cool is that I could talk so much shit to ex-girls/ex-girlfriends. To just be able to look right down into that camera and say Hey ______(insert random ho's name) you could have been here with me, but you like guys who roid up and wear tight aeropostle shirts. Congrats on your soon to be subpar lifestyle.

I think I would almost want to pick a new girl every show to throw that out too...only because there are so many diserving candidates, I wouldnt want to have anyone feeling left out.

If you didnt know North Korea is all kinds of Fucked up.

If you're ever having a bad day, I promise, if you were in North Korea it would be so much worse. The corruption and syndicated crime in that country is the worst probably in the entire world. The problem is that the government are the ones that are doing all the behind the scenes type drug running. North Korea makes over a billion dollars a year in illigal exports compared to the 1.7 billion that they make from the legal ones. I didnt even know that this was a problem, but apparently a huge export of theres is fake, bootleg, cigs...yes ladies in gentlemen fake fags. The hope unfortunately does not float in North Korea.

I would like to say that anyone confessing now to past steriod use is just pathetic. I, nor the rest of the american nation care that you are a big fucking cheater. I cant wait, 10 years from now barry bonds will be having a huge cry session in some press conference telling all about how he used to shove goat semen in his veins for that "competitive" edge and how he's so sorry.

Fuck Barry Bonds

He's made a mockery of a sport that once was america's pastime. If you're not bright enough to see that then you are an idiot. "I like barry bonds"....???? are you an asshole too? Instead of focusing on people who are actually doing something cool in sports we have to hear everyday about his stupid shit, trials, wife abusing, etc. Hopefullly he will wind up dead like Kirby Pucket one day...no one seems to give a shit about him anymore more than likely because like barry bonds, he was a horrible human being.

Just kickin it early morning saturday style.

ben

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