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Jake Hofilena


Last Updated: 11/18/2007

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 29
Sign: Capricorn

City: Bacolod
State: Negros Occidental
Country: PH
Signup Date: 10/23/2006
Thursday, January 10, 2008 
misis:  pwede ho kami maunang tingnan?
Doctor1:  hindi ako nag-aral ng sampung taon para madaliin mo!!!

C:  Kunin mo yung lab results ni patient X.
Doctor2:  Doctor ko, hindi ako lab technician!!!

Utility staff:  Doc, hirap huminga si patient Y, nasira ang ventilator.
Doctor1:  Excuse me, hindi ako technician!!!

Doctor2:  Na-refer mo na sa kay doc yung patient?
Doctor3:  Bakit, siya ang pupunta dito at magpapa-anak sa pasyente?!!!

misis:  Nanay ako ng pasyente, barangay health worker ako.
Doctor4:  Doctor ko!!!

Misis:  Doc, yung pasyente namin....
Doctor1:  Ako ba tumingin sa inyo?
misis:  hindi.
Doctor1:  So?!!! 
misis:  baka pwede ho baguhin yung reseta, wala kasi available.
Doctor1:  Bakit, sino ba tumingin sa inyo?
misis:  yung matangkad at mataba na doctor.
Doctor1:  EXCUSE ME!!!! MATANGKAD AT MATABA NA DOCTOR?!!!!
Doctor1:  YOU LEARN TO RECOGNIZE YOUR DOCTORS, HE IS NOT THE MATANGKAD AT MATABA NA DOCTOR, HE HAPPENS TO HAVE A NAME AND HIS NAME HAPPENS TO BE IN THIS PRESCRIPTION!!!  IKAW KAYA?  TAWAGIN KITA... YUNG MAITIM AT PANGIT NA PASYENTE!!!
misis:  sorry doc. 
4:04 PM
 
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