I wonder if dildo makers ever thought of unionizing. Does holding a dildo ever not become funny? Is there any kind of dildo making tutorial before you begin work as a synthetic dong engineer? What constitutes sexual harassment in the dildo industry workplace? Ever take your work home with you? Does it bother you that the black ones are crafted bigger than the white ones? Is there any kind of workplace homage to the creator of the double dong? How do you explain your craft to friends and family? If "Eye of the Tiger" is playing on your workstation radio, do you focus harder on the dildo you would be creating? Ever dream of graduating to creating pocket pussies? Ever thought of confronting admin about the term "pocket pussy?" There is no way that would be comfortable in your pocket. They are cumbersome and downright tacky as an accessory.