Men who see me as a challenge, then get intimidated, then actually want to take me down a peg or two - to keep their willies bigger than mine.

First - I am not a challenge, I do not want a man, I'm just not interested. FULLSTOP.

I do like men, I just don't like the opposite SEX. Aaand I don't like sex. So don't even think you're gonna tempt me with your ugly willy. I don't take willies. I'm not a lesbo either. I just prefer you to keep your sexuality AWAY from me, and stop treating me like some game to be got.

I am not your game. I am not game for any of your games. save yourself the stupid effort and go look for another woman. This woman, likes to be loved and that is it. The only games I play, are for those who really are willing victims.

It's called 'pretend'. Ever heard of that? Lets pretend you are a bug, and I get to make you squirm, squish you and stomp all over you, make you cry, laugh at you whelping like a poofy puppy, then feel sorry for you, and cuddle you. If you get a boner, I'll kick you in the nuts. Just cos I like to laugh at your stupid willy, and get intimidated if you show me something I don't want to see. HAHA, I'll even smack it hard and make your belend bleed.

So? I know I am sick and twisted. But I was honest about that in the first place. Now, can we just be friends please, cos I'm serious I'd rather just wank myself off than have a man for anything but a toy.

Okies, love ya all!

Lady Onna (BITCH)