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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 33
Sign: Scorpio

City: PHOENIX
State: ARIZONA
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/30/2005
Wednesday, June 03, 2009 

Category: Blogging
I'm Bringing Skorpy Back!


I've been away and it's all work's fault.

But they fucking fired me today. So like the ol' girl you used to bang but stopped calling because you got too busy, consider this your booty call.

I got nothing else to do.

First off, is there anyone left?

Is there anyone who is even interested in getting "Skorped" anymore?

Let me know in the comments because if you all left then I'm speaking to no one and that's kind of sad and a little pathetic on my part.

But seriously, I have all the time in the world right now and I need some humor.

Let's get back to business. (The business of making funny pictures of you guys!)

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♥ ♥

 
Oh yay! I was wondering what happened! I love your funny pictures!
 
Posted by ♥ ♥ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:42 PM
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Vic

 
I'm still here for you.  Now do your dance, monkey-boy!  Make me somehing funny to lighten my mood.  You have carte blanche.
 
Posted by Vic on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 9:49 PM
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LAW
Law Ream

 
This is a good ol fashioned BLOGDICK just for you buddy

 
Posted by LAW on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 9:37 AM
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Skorp

 
Ya know, I still did a lot of this stuff around the web. Now you guys will just get some more of it back here.

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:51 PM
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♥ ♥

 
YAY!

Its theire loss for firing you.. Bastards!
 
Posted by ♥ ♥ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:53 PM
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Skorp

 
I second that! ;)

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:10 PM
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Vic

 
Me, too... whatever it meant!
 
Posted by Vic on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 9:57 PM
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*Allistarr*

 
well.. it sucks that you got fired.. but as selfish as it is to say.. yay! it's about fucking time you showed up!

 
Posted by *Allistarr* on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:46 PM
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Skorp

 
You are probably one of my oldest readers. It's comforting to see you're still around.

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:51 PM
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Ravnostic

 
You Cad!  She's not old at all!   She's merely longer read....

Syntax, my unemployeed friend.   It can get you laid.  Or re-employed.  Either would probably feel good for you right now. 
 
Posted by Ravnostic on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 4:39 AM
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~tasha~

 
YEAH!!! missed you!

 
Posted by ~tasha~ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:52 PM
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Skorp

 
Nice to hear!

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:53 PM
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~tasha~

 
Sorry about your job:(

 
Posted by ~tasha~ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:53 PM
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Skorp

 
LOL and thank you!

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:54 PM
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martha
MArtha BOuld

 
Welcome back ,yes i found your pictures really cool sorry you got fired good luck job hunting.
 
Posted by martha on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 9:53 PM
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Skorp

 
Thank you. I will be taking some time away from a full time gig for now though.

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:09 PM
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Kristelle

 
While I've yet to be Skorped, I'm still here!  I remember last time you were out of work...this feels oddly familiar...  ok so you got fired and not layed off?  How'd that work?

Welcome Back!
 
Posted by Kristelle on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:03 PM
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Skorp

 
Actually, here is the shitty part.

I got laid off TODAY.

I got laid off after I asked HR YESTERDAY about my available vacation time that I was going to use next week when my daughter is born. My fiance is getting induced next Thursday night and I wanted the following week off.

I got royally screwed.

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:09 PM
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Kristelle

 
Thats so jacked up!  Unfortunately nothing suprises me anymore. 

But hey, to focus on the positive, CONGRATULATIONS on your new family member! I know you guys tried in the past so I'm really glad to hear its finally happening!  **Best Wishes!!**
 
Posted by Kristelle on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:15 PM
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Skorp

 
Thank you and yes, this time it was a success and we're been getting nothing but healthy updates bi-weekly on the little one. We're very excited!

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:35 PM
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Sunny...Everywhere you wanna Be!

 
Skorp me baby...You know how I like it.
 
Posted by Sunny...Everywhere you wanna Be! on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:17 PM
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Skorp

 
Woo, even Sunny is still here!

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:35 PM
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Kaleidoscopious

 
I'm with ya, home skillet.

 
Posted by Kaleidoscopious on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:29 PM
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Kaleidoscopious

 
Yeah...um  Can you Skorp me with this?

Photobucket

 
Posted by Kaleidoscopious on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:44 PM
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Skorp

 
Word, homey!

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:36 PM
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~MnM~

 
:(  Sorry you got fired.  But you are sorely missed around here!

xo~


 
Posted by ~MnM~ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:29 PM
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Skorp

 
It's about to get crazy up in here!

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:36 PM
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~MnM~

 
Thank GOD!!!!!

;)


 
Posted by ~MnM~ on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 3:25 AM
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Just Chelle
Heartless Her

 
yay your still alive<3333

sry @ the firing tho :(

 
Posted by Just Chelle on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:53 PM
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Skorp

 
Their loss, Myspace's gain I suppose.

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:57 PM
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Just Zac™

 
Are you kidding me!?...The All-Star is coming back?

We don't deserve such pleasure...especially when it is at your misfortune.

In any case glad to have you back...hell, with the Captian returning we might just be able to get the whole gang together and have some fun here again!

 
Posted by Just Zac™ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 10:58 PM
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Skorp

 
Sounds like a fucking awesome plan!

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:03 PM
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♥Alecia Meshea♥
Alecia Todd

 
Good to see you're still alive and kickin'! Sorry to hear about your job, if it makes you feel any better I'm getting laid off on Friday, which happens to be my birthday! Happy Birthday to me! Haha.

 
Posted by ♥Alecia Meshea♥ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:03 PM
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Skorp

 
Boy, these companies sure have gotten evil lately! I feel for ya.

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:04 PM
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~SUZAPALOOZA~
HUsker FAn

 
I have so missed you and your "Skorps"!  I miss Kat and ~Elizabeth~ too!  Seems like everyone has left!  So good to see you back on here!  So sorry you got shit canned.  It's been going around like the Swine Flu!

Oh, and it's me Suzz......the Bullshit Slayer, but this name suits me much better since I got sprayed by a skunk and it took 3 days of tomato juice baths to get the stink out!  LOL

Can you PLEASE Skorp me a better PEPE LE SUZZ? 
 
Posted by ~SUZAPALOOZA~ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:12 PM
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Skorp

 
Well I will see what I can do about getting those two back!

Good to see you're still here though, Suzz.

And I'd say that chances of you getting that photoshop just got a lot better. ;)

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:23 PM
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~SUZAPALOOZA~
HUsker FAn

 
**FLIPS BLACK AND WHITE TAIL IN EXCITEMENT**



What happened to Kat?  I have a good idea about Elizabeth, but one day Kat was here, the next gone.  I miss her Monday Blogs so much. 

Can't wait to see what you come up with!  I've got everything you've done in the past and will never delete them!  My favorite of you was Hugh Hefner and the Hulk!  LOL  My nieces and nephews love the one you did of me as the Whale, from Nemo.  LOL
 
Posted by ~SUZAPALOOZA~ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:27 PM
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Skorp

 
Kat and Lizzy are on Facebook but I might be able to persuade them back.

And that was the Shark, not a whale. Geez!

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:32 PM
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~SUZAPALOOZA~
HUsker FAn

 
Damn that Facebook anyway and oops.......it was the shark, my bad!  LOL
 
Posted by ~SUZAPALOOZA~ on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:42 PM
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natalie..
Debbie Pinson

 
woohoo!!!!!!!!!!
awesome you're back.
not so awesome about the job..

 
Posted by natalie.. on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:39 PM
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Skorp

 
This should be fun! :)

 
Posted by Skorp on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 - 11:43 PM
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AMANDAK is just FANFUKNTABULOUS
AMandak FAnfukntabulous

 
Dude, that sucks.  Great to see you back, but damn......I mean, we could take a Myspace field trip and blow up the building!!!!! 

 
Posted by AMANDAK is just FANFUKNTABULOUS on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 12:11 AM
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Skorp

 
But...all those innocents?

You're right! F' em!

 
Posted by Skorp on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 12:16 AM
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beth
Beth Diquor

 
MnM sent me but I already knew who you were.

Skorp me baby

 
Posted by beth on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 12:44 AM
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Skorp

 
Awesome! Glad to have you stoppin' by.

 
Posted by Skorp on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 1:18 AM
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Tina Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

 
That really bites about your job!

*Wonders why she's never been skorped?*

 
Posted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Tina Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 1:01 AM
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Skorp

 
I was just wondering that myself. Right now. Just this second I was thinking that.

 
Posted by Skorp on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 1:17 AM
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Tina Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

 
Hmmmmmmm.........

*is wondering*

 
Posted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Tina Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 2:44 AM
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Lady Shane

 
You were missed!!! And I hope your ex-employer's karma is swift and tenfold. Anyone who does that to an expectant parent is beyond despicable.

 
Posted by Lady Shane on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 1:27 AM
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Skorp

 
Aww, hey thanks. It will be nice to get back in to this. And if there is karma, I hope it's very large, has tattoos and dislikes the corporate types.

 
Posted by Skorp on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 1:34 AM
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