So the other day I am sitting home watching some TV after putting the kids to bed, suddenly the phone rings.

I look at the caller ID and it was my friend Jason. I answer the phone but before I can get out a hello, I hear profanities, and screaming.

Finally after about 5 minutes I manage to calm Jason down enough to tell me what happened

He was playing video poker online and thought he was in his money account, and he managed to run up over a million dollars.

When he went to go cash out he realized he was playing for fun and that he was not really a millionaire.

He got so angry he threw his laptop out the window of his house and it smashed thru the windshield of his truck.

Some days it does not pay to get out of bed, but this story has a happy ending, when he explained to the guy at the glass shop how he broke the windshield, the guy felt so bad for him he got the windshield for free.