I went for a walk with my favourite friend Toby the other day, along the canal. I wore my white neckerchief with the blue naked people on it and I was looking very fine. It is usually so nice on the path. Lots of birds to chase and other dogs to play with. But I am not as frisky as I used to be, although I am still sleek and beautiful, and didn't notice the stupid human riding his bike really fast straight for me.
He ploughed right into me and got me with his wheel. He, luckily, went flying and hurt himself. Stupid wheel machine on the canal.
Toby noticed that I had bitten my tongue and grazed my leg.... there was a lot of blood so he took me home to get me sorted out.
After a bit of love from Cami and Hobby I was ready to go again, not one to the scared off by someone bigger than myself.
So please ride slowly or start to be more aware of small people like me, other dogs and dwarfs. We get hurt easily. Thank you x
Also this week, Alex's ridiculous dog Bear came to visit and subsequently ruined half my day. I don't like Bear, she is 5 years younger, comes from an alleged line of famous Wheatens and most irksome is her body of luxuriant blonde hair. Bitch, she might be prettier, more aristocratic and blonde but she's not the queen here. When she went away I had a sleep on my favourite bench where somebody had left an apron smelling nicely of food and I felt better.