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From the Desk of Joseph "Kiss" Sr./Jr. -
 
Captains Log, Stardate: June 21ST, an avid KISS fan/tattoo artist by the name of Gerald "Stiggy" Johnson is about to meet Mr. Steve Clark, infamous drummer and founding band leader for the one and only Kiss tribute phenomenon, "KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World." Just after their awesome performance in Grand Rapids, Michigan at "The Intersection" and as a token of his appreciation next... you guessed it, the two exchanged info and made immediate plans for the following day and now he's really gone and done it! He's finally went the distance and permanently branded himself with the classic and now really retro tattoo taken after that straight off the arm of his mentor, Peter Criss upon his left arm now for good! Wait till you SEE it! (*most would also recognize this particular tattoo from their complimentary Alive II insert tattoo sheet!) Yes, that timeless signature tat and unforgettable lightning bolt/3/drum configuration is now a part of KISS ARMY's assault full time and rightfully so, adhered permanently to his arm just in time for all of those diehard KISS fans around the country to now find even less wrong with his purrrfect rendition of prime primal Peter Criss!

BUT WAIT!!! There's... MORE!
 

This ain't the only new news on ol' Steve Clark as his one of a kind classic 13 piece Pearl concert tom drumkit has a brand new addition all of it's own as well... an E~LECTRIF~YING, BRAND NEW 39" SUPER GONG -perfectly- detailed to the absolute "T" and -this- baby reared it's bea-utiful head just in time for their triumphant performance on the Grand Stand mainstage of Myrtle Beach, SC. in special honor of the Grand Opening of the worlds first KISS COFFEEHOUSE!!! Let us just tell you something right now... after this Cat hits this MONSTER during the finale of his 13 minute plus drumsolo every night from this point on... well, let's just say it's gonna ssSSSssOounnnnd... well, like say a giant 39" GONG -screaming- :"WE GOT YOUR KICK A$$ '77 PETER CRISS RIGHT HERE EVERYONE!!!" You're just gonna LOVE IT!!!
 
INCREDIBLE ALL NEW PHOTOS COMING UP NEXT!!!

*Q:...and where might you ask is the old/retired Zildjian gong residing?... ahhh, that's the clincher! ~drum roll please~.....
*A: LOOK. UP in the ~sky! Ok, maybe more like indoors and a little more towards the right side of the ceiling right up next to the amps, beacons and guitar cases! Yep. You got it. It's actually hanging inside the mighty Kiss Coffeehouse as a donated Grand Opening gift on behalf of "KISS ARMY!" A rather large yet small token of their appreciation for being involved in such a Kisstorical event! Needless to say they were absolutely thrilled to accept it and were very excited to hang it right away for in-store decoration! It really looks awesome so make sure you check it out when you're there! Wow. What an honor to say the very least! Here we see it featured as the former centerpiece behind Steves awesome '78 replica of Peters classic Pearl concert tom kit. Exclusive photos of the brand new customized brass monster coming right up next and for those who actually attended the Coffeehouse performance and personally witnessed its first public beating can surely attest to its severe awesomeness. Is that a real word? 'awesomeness?' Sure it is. It's just that cool. lol.
 

DETAILS COMING SOON! PAY ATTENTION. There's something REALLY special going on here! Sincerely, Joseph "Kiss" Sr.-Jr.,CEO/BIG WIG/KNOW IT ALL for, say it with me now...
 
             "KISS ARMY" - THE COOLEST BAND IN THE WORLD!
 
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