The following article was a write up on us and was originally published in the last October issue of Revolver magazine.  The article can be found here.

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Revolver Magazine - The worlds loudest rock magazine!
October 2006

Rock music today is a disgrace. Very few modern day artist have the passion nor the spirit of true rock. Rock is something that one is born into. A rebellious nature that one seizes and rides to the ends of the earth. You cannot play rock music so much as you can fuck it or stroke its hair when it has had a bad day at school. Rock owns those who surrender and rewards those same ones with the sweet sounds of it's victory over their immortal souls.

So how then can you truly play rock and roll music? You cannot.
As far as our society understands rock, they are as crazed lunatics begging middle class citizens for turkey! Completely confused and longing for meaning and sweet musical nourishment they consume until they have ravaged the likes of ridiculous excuses for music. Oh the fury and sadness of their torrent of seeking! Not only do they leave the concerts and the record stores unfullfilled, they hunger...for blood.

What can fullfill this maddening crimson thirst...what indeed? None other than the Japanese Lady Boy Massacre and their complete lack of inhibition. Seek them thirsty rock fans and your lips shall be parched no more. Pass this knowledge on to your children and their children. It is the only way to cure future generations of lackluster "rock".

- Robert Townshend