[1]Name:Jon Lopez [2]Age:21 [3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me):like 3/4" across [4]Poobs:shaved [5]What is your scent?:a mix of michael kors lotion and ralph lauren cologne [6]Height:5'7" [7]Location:Minneapolis [8]Beverage of choice:Myoplex [9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?:Sexwax/Surfboard wax [10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!):no i have not [11]What is your best quality?: being real [12]Do you have a foot fetish?:no [13]Are you down with pancake asses?:? idk [14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?:no i do not [15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?:always [16]Will let me pierce your guiche?:u wanna pierce my egg/cheese pie [17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...):innie [18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo):no not really i suppose i did when i was younger [19]How/Why did your last relationship end?:she moved away for school but on ggod terms [20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?:what kind of beer,old britney or new, and do lapdances count [21]Smoke?:only when i drink [22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?:only because its you [23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again):im sure you have [24]Hate me yet?:nope never hated you [25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants: cuz in japan carpet munching is like an ancient tradition as well as an art, there for boys need a carpet to much i mean a little hair is fine i "guess" but its like they apply rogain or just for men on there i mean that shits thicker than a bush on miracle grow my plants are jealous.
and also because they eat some wierd fucking shit so it helps pick the extra's out of their teeth
 

[1]Name: Nikki [2]Age: 20 [3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me): Medium I Guess :O [4]Poobs: Nope. [5]What is your scent?: Ganja, incense, and Lucky You. [6]Height: 5'4" [7]Location: Missouri [8]Beverage of choice: Mtn. Dew or Dr. Pepper [9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?: Bowling?.. [10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!): LMAO, no way. [11]What is your best quality?: I'm really nice and honest and stuff. e.e; [12]Do you have a foot fetish?: That's a big negative xD [13]Are you down with pancake asses?: Oh fuck yes. [14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?: Yes 8D [15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?: Hell yeah, I love your dsl xD [16]Will let me pierce your guiche?: Ehhh, I'd have to pass on that :c [17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...): Innie :D [18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo): Yup. [19]How/Why did your last relationship end?: I'm actually engaged but you're awesome so I'm filling this out :B [20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?: For you, yes. [21]Smoke?: Yup. [22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?: Definitely <3 [23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again): Nope xD [24]Hate me yet?: Of course not :D [25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants: ....I am way too high for this C__C;
 

[1]Name: Nikki [2]Age: 20 [3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me): Medium I Guess :O [4]Poobs: Nope. [5]What is your scent?: Ganja, incense, and Lucky You. [6]Height: 5'4" [7]Location: Missouri [8]Beverage of choice: Mtn. Dew or Dr. Pepper [9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?: Bowling?.. [10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!): LMAO, no way. [11]What is your best quality?: I'm really nice and honest and stuff. e.e; [12]Do you have a foot fetish?: That's a big negative xD [13]Are you down with pancake asses?: Oh fuck yes. [14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?: Yes 8D [15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?: Hell yeah, I love your dsl xD [16]Will let me pierce your guiche?: Ehhh, I'd have to pass on that :c [17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...): Innie :D [18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo): Yup. [19]How/Why did your last relationship end?: I'm actually engaged but you're awesome so I'm filling this out :B [20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?: For you, yes. [21]Smoke?: Yup. [22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?: Definitely <3 [23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again): Nope xD [24]Hate me yet?: Of course not :D [25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants: ....I am way too high for this C__C;
 

1]Name: SEAN DUNAWAY [2]Age:20 [3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me):LIKE A PENNY [4]Poobs: TRIMMED DUH [5]What is your scent?: THIS IS SO GAY BUT SWEAT PEA FROM BATH AND BODY WORKS, IM SO GAY BUT ADDICTED HAA [6]Height:5 10 [7]Location: LOUISIANA:WILLING TO TRAVEL HAHAH [8]Beverage of choice:JIZZ [9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?: IHOP AND CHINESE LADY [10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!): OH DEFINATELY, 8TH GRADE SPRINK BREAK IS THE LAST ACCOUNTED FOR [11]What is your best quality?: NO ROOM TO BRAG [12]Do you have a foot fetish?: NOPE [13]Are you down with pancake asses?: OH FOSHO [14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?:HAHA NOPE [15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?: OF COURSE! [16]Will let me pierce your guiche?: WHAT IF ITS ALREADY PEIRCED?! [17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...): INNNIE [18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo): IVE BEEN KNOWN TO SHED A TEAR. SOME MOVEIES YA KNOW [19]How/Why did your last relationship end?: UH WELL A 3 YEAR ONE ENDED BECAUSE I WAS CHEATED ON...SHE WAS DRUNK SO ITS NOT AN EXCUSE [20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?: I THINK I ALREADY DID THAT [21]Smoke?:NOPE [22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?:ALREADY DID THAT TOO [23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again): HAHA NO:P [24]Hate me yet?: AM I HIREED? [25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants: WELL IT ALL STARTS IN THE BEFORE TIMES WHEN SASSQUATCH ROAMED FREE IN THE JUNGLE HE MET A CHINESE GIRL AND FELL IN LOVE HE HAD LITTLE SASSNESE BABIES AND THEY WERE CARRIED IN THE CHINESE MOTHERS PUBES WICH RESEMBLED A POUCH, KIND OF LIKE A KANGAROO. EVER SINCE THEN IT HAS BECOME TRENDY AND ALMOST TRADITION FOR THE FEMALE CHINESE SASSQAUTCH CROTCH GIRL TO GROW BUSHES THE SIZE OF REAL BUSHES TO HOUSE THERE YOUNG. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE FEMALE KILLS THE MALE AFTER! YIPES! ALTHOUGH I HEAR IN CERTAIN NEO-TRADITIONAL SASSQUATCHANESE SOCIETYS THAT IS SAID THAT A BIG BUSHED GIRL WITH BOOBS RESEMBELING PANCAKES ARE GOOD LUCK AND TO FIND ONE OF THESE, ALTHOUGH RARE, MEANS YOULL FIND PEACE WITHIN LIFE. IM CURRENLTY STILL LOOKING SO I HOPE YOU HAVE ONE. JUST SAYING. IN LATER YEARS THE FEMALES BEGAN TO TRIM THE SASSQUATCH BUSH AND WERE THEN MADE FUN OF. DUMB BITCHES, ALTHOUGH IF THE FEMALES BUSH IS SO HAIRY THAT IT WRAPS AROUND AND TOUCHES THE BUTTHOLE, SHE SHOULD BE KILLED IMMEDIATELY. CAUSE THATS JUST EFFING GROSS I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT WHEN YOUR TRYIN TO GET YOUR GAME ON LIKE EW COME ON I WOULD PUKE AND THAT WOULD NOT BE GOOD FOR EITHER OF US OH NO IM RAMBLING BACK TO THE SUBJECT THE SASSQUATCH BUSH IS KNOWN AS A SIGN OF PURITY AND ANYONE WHO FOLLOWS THE CULTURE WOULD UNDERSTAND AND NOT CRITISIZE SOMEONES CHOICE OF PUBIC GROWTH
 

1]Name:Eric [2]Age: 18 [3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me): man i dont know...kinda small [4]Poobs: NONE [5]What is your scent?: sex [6]Height: 5/7 [7]Location: Richmond VA [8]Beverage of choice: something that gets me drunk [9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?: sounds...delish? [10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!): daily..i just get excited [11]What is your best quality?: sex [12]Do you have a foot fetish?: ...about that [13]Are you down with pancake asses?: if they go down [14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?: raw dog [15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?: im not afraid to die [16]Will let me pierce your guiche?: hell no [17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...): innie [18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo): too tuff [19]How/Why did your last relationship end?: im an asshole [20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?: after i drink your beer...yes [21]Smoke?: indeed [22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?: hell yeauh [23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again): not yet [24]Hate me yet?: almost [25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants: i looked this up on google and cant find a good answer yet..i will get back to you
 

[1]Name: Jjoey I'm Fly

[2]Age: 143 in dog years

[3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me): I have delequient succulent nipples.


[4]Poobs: poobs?

[5]What is your scent?: Cigarettes/alcohol/marijuana/sexy

[6]Height:6'3 +or-

[7]Location:Bismarckassholefaggot N.D.


[8]Beverage of choice: 40oz to freedom my friend. Either that or I'm gettin metal and drinking Whiskey or Rum. or pepsi.
":)

[9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?: A cum towel...idk why.


[10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!): I do when I wear my depends.


[11]What is your best quality?: I'd have to say, my extraordinary ability to be amazing all the time.


[12]Do you have a foot fetish?: I despise feet, but only after the roadrunner hit on me.


[13]Are you down with pancake asses?: Only if the pancakes are made at Dennys

[14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?:I check for guys giving out free candy.


[15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?:I'd hope I suffocate, it'd be like romero and juliet. Except you wouldn't die, and theres no poison, or swords/gun(if you like the new romero and juliet.


[16]Will let me pierce your guiche?: Is that some kind of anal thing? If it is, I'm down. just give me some adderall, and were golden.


[17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...): innieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo):I cried about the time I lost a Halo 3 match. But it was only because I got kicked in the testicles on accident by the boogeyman.


[19]How/Why did your last relationship end?: She told me I was too much man for her, but the sex was good.
;D

[20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?: Well, I'd buy 2 cases of Pabst, put on my flannel, and skinny jeans, not shower for 3 months, and strip to either Every Time I Die, OR, Maylene and The Sons Of Disaster....or The Jonbenet. Because I'm a motherfuckin cowboy.
(I'm mexican)

[21]Smoke?: If it doesn't make you stay up for 3 weeks, I'm down.


[22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?:Only if you rub honey all over it.
Or strawberry jam

[23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again):I do not believe so, they're non-existant. But I can send you a picture of my rectum. I have plenty of thosee.


[24]Hate me yet?: Never!

[25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants:one, two, three, four,..............................................because everyone wants that candid photo to photoshop legs on it.


 

[1]Name: Tit's McGee

[2]Age: 64 and a half.
but age is only a number, right bby?

[3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me): The size of saucers.


[4]Poobs: shaved.


[5]What is your scent?: wet dog, curdled milk, and Chanel No.
5

[6]Height: 4'11, (with platforms on ;D)

[7]Location: your mothers junk.


[8]Beverage of choice: my own urine.


[9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?: Where can I sign up?

[10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!): Oh, on the regular.


[11]What is your best quality?: My sixth toe. the ladies love it.


[12]Do you have a foot fetish?: only when I am getting a foot job.


[13]Are you down with pancake asses?: I like the hind quarters to be more like a shelf, I need some where to put my beer when im goin at it.


[14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?: No need, I always carry a 12 pack on me. Actually, I have had that same twelve pack for about 7 years now.


[15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?: you know it ;D

[16]Will let me pierce your guiche?: Who said it wasn't pierced?

[17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...): innie.


[18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo): Yes.
*shows off bush like chest hair)

[19]How/Why did your last relationship end?: With an axe.


[20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?: I strip to b spears on the regular(you can catch me at your local cat house 7-11:30 Mon-Fri.
I don't work holidays either)

[21]Smoke?: Like a train.


[22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?: I would gobble that shit up.


[23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again): I send you at least 5 a day.


[24]Hate me yet?: if by hate you mean love, then yes.
*swoon*

[25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants: Because they don't have money for veet. True story.


 

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1]Name: Sean Mara

[2]Age:22

[3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me): 1982 nickel size

[4]Poobs: a forest of magic and mystery

[5]What is your scent?: amazing, i never smell bad but sometimes of smoke and booze

[6]Height:

[7]Location:

[8]Beverage of choice:

[9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?:

[10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!):

[11]What is your best quality?:

[12]Do you have a foot fetish?:

[13]Are you down with pancake asses?:

[14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?:

[15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?:

[16]Will let me pierce your guiche?:

[17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...):

[18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo):

[19]How/Why did your last relationship end?:

[20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?:

[21]Smoke?:

[22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?:

[23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again):

[24]Hate me yet?:

[25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants:



 

[1]Name:Sean Michael Mara

[2]Age:22

[3]Nipple size (deal breaker for me): 1982 nickel

[4]Poobs: Magical forest of mystery

[5]What is your scent?: I actually rock the calvin klien smell goods with smoke

[6]Height: 6'1

[7]Location: Norfolk NE

[8]Beverage of choice: Olde English for beer, Patron for booze, and Tea and Vault for non-alcoholic

[9]What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "6 $ ball wax"?: Walgreens

[10]Have you honestly ever shit your pants?(no room for lies in this relationship!): Not shit but yes sharted like two or three times haha

[11]What is your best quality?: My sense of humor

[12]Do you have a foot fetish?: Fuck no I hate feet

[13]Are you down with pancake asses?: WTF is a pancake ass? I dont like GIANT asses

[14]Do you check public restrooms for quarter condoms?: No dice, i rock the trojan not the novalty put it on knock her up balloons

[15]Would you like to kiss me even if my lips will probably suffocate you?: Who needs to breathe?

[16]Will let me pierce your guiche?: If its sterile yes mam

[17]INNIE or outtie(i'm talking about navels...): INNIE!!!!

[18]Do you cry(if you answer yes and you don't have chest hair, gtfo): At funerals and yes I DO have chest hair... Im manly because puberty happened last week

[19]How/Why did your last relationship end?: In one just doing this for fun but the one before the one Im in now was the girl dumped me for and old friend of mine that got out of prison

[20]i'm not into flowers, will you buy me beer and strip to britney spears?: Its a date

[21]Smoke?: Why yes, yes I do

[22]Will you eat my dick and give me daily dome?: UM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[23]Have i received your naked photos before(send again): No mam

[24]Hate me yet?: Nope, I think you are hilarious

[25]200+ words telling me why some japanese girl's pubes look like a sassquatch is on vacation in their pants: 200? Fuck that. The japanese are ahead of there time and a day in the future of us so rocking the 70s beave in the 000s is the next big thing.
I promise