I hate fucking blogging. But I do love sharing cool shit from around the internet. Some of this crap is from John. Thank you for the random crap, John. (see asterisks)

New Meshuggah track from impending March 7 Obzen release, entitled "Bleed"
http://danmax.net/john/Stuff/Meshuggah - Bleed.mp3
I think this may be the absolute heaviest metal I've EVER HEARD.
Along with the new album, Meshuggah will be touring with Ministry this Spring.
http://www.meshuggah.net/tour/

George A. Romero's newest and upcoming Zombie movie!
"Diary of the Dead" Trailer ...and as long as we're on the topic...

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen*
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p5.html

Best Essay EVER*
It seems this essay was written while the guy was high hilarious

Here's one for all my fellow netgeeks out there.*
shut up i hack you

SNL Digital Short: PUNCHED!*
http://www.influks.com/post1760.html
Hilarious!

The picture that is unexplainable.*
http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=1161

The Bad Comics Challenge*
http://nedroid.com/bcpage1.html
I especially like, 18, 27, the title of 36 is awesome, 40, 46, 47, 55, 64, 71, 84, "99. Red Ballons", 103, 121, 131, 154, 168-169, and the running "slept with your wife", groin kickings, and taco jokes. WOO!

I could take 15 five-year-olds in a fight.*
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

This could be the greatest e-card site EVER.*
http://www.someecards.com/

And various YouTubeness...
• This is why you shouldn't fly kites near power lines*
• Faith No More: Portishead "Glory Box" cover (live)
because Mike Patton is a sexy bitch, even especially when covered in other people's saliva. Hot damn. (and the prequel: Spit in Mike Patton's Mouth)