Yes, I know that verbage is not an actual word. Piss off.
RULES:
1. Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase.
2. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Adel needs to God Press his sister next" (yeah... fuckin' sister...)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Adel looks like Reveya coz they have both large antenna and both red heads xD" (...what?)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Adel says US domination over Iran impossible." (exactly.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Adel wants to attend training course about diploma in quality assurance in tranto, , Canada." (I love tranto!)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "adel does a front flip then backflip" (um... impossible?)
The next best one was "be adelic: when adel does a lennon" (LOL)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Adel hates you (first causeless; and now probably with cause)." (OMG, it's true)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Adel asks, in reference to fake documents, 'Will these work for the brothers who are going to the United States?'" (fake documents make Adel ANGRY!)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "adel goes ape s--- and hsa a crazy look on his face and wants to kill people? i cried" (fantastic.)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "adel likes, Women." (whoa... scandalous.)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Adel eats? LOL. R.I.P. Forever Daddy" (wtf)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Adel wears during her shows, the colors absolutely leap off your screen." (fabulous.)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Adel, was arrested for driving under suspension, two counts, failure to provide security against liability, ..." (the list goes on...)
There were only 4 results for this one, and 3 pertained to the city of Adel and not a person's name.
DO IT YOURSELF