Hey Kids,

We are so friggin' stoked! We finally got our new
website up and kicking. (I know it's only been like years, right? But
don't judge, It's up now and that's what matters, okay?!) Anyway, the
new site is chock-fulla Tassel-y goodness. All of the booking info is
actually updated, there are crazy cartoons, hilarious photos of us and
our friends, and we will be posting up-coming shows very soon. There is
also a new merch section. (Okay, okay. We know the economy is crap
right now so we posted some free stuff too. Just click on the
'memorabilia' link. Are you happy now? Jeez.)

So, go check it out already!

http://www.massivetassel.com

Do it.

You know you want to.

Cheers,
-MTBD





Seriously, don't make us come over there.