HAILS TO THEE, o' huddled masses ov BIGG NUTZ METAL enthusiasts. back atcha one mo' 'gin, it's them frisky FLOORida boys, your friendly neighborhood baby eaters, THEE KVLT OV (((ØURØBØRØS. and boy oh boy do we have lots ov stuffing to divulge to thee, thine, and themfolk.
RECENT COOL SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO US:well, we played some shows with some really swell guys, and 2 ov thems were at this little nook in Jacksonville, FL known as
OUROBOROS COLLECTIVE (we shite thee not), with the rad-assical grind madness ov
SHITSTORM, the gloom chug doomfoolery ov
CIVILIZATION (who now have actual jams up on their page, go fucking listen), the rad dude coreness ov DEAD FRIENDS, the fast fun frolick ov GOMEK, and the thrash breakdown tech chunkery ov KHANN. sorry, i don't know their addresses, but they're all on the'space. both shows @ Ouroboros were really fucking fun, and all the bands were cool people and rad musically. the first one even had a afterparty thing that Kyle organized, and after everybody else got lost for the 4th time, me and Jamie trudged on and finally made it there at 3:30 AM, and proceeded to get more drunk, just to leave at 5:30 AM to go home. we visited a Waffle House, that's how bad off we were.
we also played in Gainesville a couple times too, once with the weirdout sensation ov
GIL MANTERA'S PARTY DREAM (who were hands down the funniest shit i've seen in a dog's age), and SIDECAR RACER, who were really fucking awesome. the other show was at Wayward Council with CIVILIZATION and SERPENTS, and you can see what this lookedid like
HERE. it's our very own beloved archpriestess JANA's photoblog ov thee show, and i think you'll agree, the pics are fucking awesome. like, just check this one out...
yeah, totally. the best thing about these shows was the BYOB element to them. we had a damn COOLER FULL OV DRANK at every jam, and plenty ov "Doobage" as Chillberg might say, and it was delightful. actually, a cooler is in order for every venture we undertake. buuhleedat.
another cool thing that like just just happened was that our CDED "BLVD" was reviewed on Stylus Magazine, in a little column they have that spotlights awesome metal shite called LEFT HAND PATH. a very kind soul took to our brand ov racket, and summoned forth a slice ov eloquence henceforth to be regarded as "really awesome". thanks, count!
click the link and read the whole thing (at your leisure):LEFT HAND PATH - stylusmagazine.com
oh, and we got shirts. and they are rad. maybe you've seen them, maybe you own one. maybe it's your favorite shirt ever. here's a pic..
COOL SHIT THAT'S FINNA HAPPEN TO US IN THE FUTURE:well coming up here in the next month or two, we shall begin (and hopefully finish) recording what will end up being a full length album ov sorts, and the long-promised follow-up to BLVD, which will be entitled "GVTS". we will be recording again with
WES JONES, who has now more gear, more better setup, and more ov an idea ov where we are going. we are currently rehearsing and shedding to get the material where we want it to be, and i must say, it's coming together beautifully. the tracklist as i see it coming together realistically will be:
1. GVTS
2. THEE CVRSE OV LIFE
3. AVRA OV FLAME
4. BLAZE IN THEE SOUTHERN SKY / DOOMED FROM BIRTH
5. BLACK CANCER
6. A SERPENTINE HAIKV
7. SLIPPING INTO DARKNVSS (VVAR cover)
which will be plenty long. we will hopefully be putting this one out on vinyl as well, with some serious silkscreened packaging going on, right off thee bat. i also hope to re-record "THEE HORDE DECENDS" with the new lineup, as well as this WEEDEATER cover that we do ("LONG GONE") for a 7", or a split or some shit. that would be fun, right? yes. we have a split 7" with SECRETS SHE KEPT planned, but it may turn into a fundamental episode for a SataniK Recordings compilation. who the fuck knows?
for now that's really all we got on the books. preesheeatecha reading this, and go back and read that LEFT HAND PATH column, cuz it's dope. they even have a "Listen" link for the jamz. fuck yeah. until then, keep them horns up and that cooler full ov drank, and we'll see you in your shitty town very soon. promise.
(((O)))
myk
p.s. PODER DONE!!!