10. You're willing to read an incoherent, ephemeral blog enititled '10 Reason's to kill Yourself'.
9. You're ugly.
8. You a teenager and your M.O is' Fuck the pigs' - So seize the opportunity to commit murder & get away with it. scott free.
7. Gain sympathy get atention. Hurt those around you forever.
6. Reward your creativity. -- If you're a musician, painter, writer or artist of any sort consider how a well planned suicide can solicit quite interest in your material.
5. God wants you to die for him. (ref: his son.)
4. There's money in you being dead. Your family will collect death insurance.
& if they don't have it because they're broke... nough said.
3. Increase your myspace hits -
After confirming your death -They would post you're myspace page on mydeathspace.com
(if you leave a few sexually gratuitus.. added interest - cyber necrophilia)
2. Life is suffering. Birth, Life, Death = The Triad of Pain
1. You would please me.