Jagshemash!

Last night Borat award Goldens Globe for best star in comedy!! At this rate, he soon move up from 4 to 3 star in all Kazakhstan (Jonny always be 1 celebrity and stay that way now that Teletubbys porno - costarring Borat son Balik - in theatres soon)...

Borat win especially excite because both Jonny and gypsy assistant Batyr attend after-show party to celebrate win! We hob our knobs with big movie stars celebrities at party and drink free drink and eat free eats. But not see Borat anywhere at party... just dirty Sanchez Barons Cohen who steal Borat award at podium. *shakes fist*

Not sure where Borat was, buts think maybe dirty Sanchez Cohen kidnap him so he can accept award (Borat is Kazak reported on Cohen "Ali G" tv show). Make Jonny angry!

Here acceptance speech by dirty Cohens at Goldens Globe Awards:....




...But Jonny get back at Cohen near end of party... pinch Cohen wife bum (taunt like ripe watermellon) then throw poop at actor Jacks Nichelson... and when he look at me I point at actor Willis Smith like HE one who throw poop!

Great success! Big fight give distraction so Jonny and Batyr can escape (after pinch Cohen wife bum one more time) and hide under table to keep drinking.

Jonny get so drunk not sure how get back to hotel room, but seem to remember Batyr carry him there on back. ...then Jonny wake up in morning with pants on backwards and 20 dollar bill in teeth...

After head ache and lower tail bone ache go away, Jonny must begin promotion for Telletubbys porno movie promotions tour! Next year maybe Jonny get Golden Globes award..! *High Five*

Chenquieh!

UPDATE: since write this comment, now see on internet tubes that Sanchez Baron Cohen release press statement for why Borat not at award ceremony:

"I have been trying to let Borat know this great news, but for the last four hours, both of Kazakhstan's telephones have been engaged."

"Eventually, Premier (Nursultan) Nazarbayev answered and said he would pass on the message as soon as Borat returned from Iran, where (he) is guest of honor at the Holocaust Denial Conference."

* this blog post was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr who then translated and typed Jonny's words here.