I cant seem to get this cannibal shit out of my head.... I was wondering if monkey taste like pig.... I knowwww *sigh* you guys, like always, are going HUH? But there is a valid reasoning behind this I swear....
See, I went to the beach today with the albino boyfriend ( ok he's NOT albino but he be a REAL REAL white boy) and thought about sharks eating people while I was there.. Hey! its a perfectly valid worry damn it so shut up!... And that got me thinking about that chum shit that they use as shark bait when people go shark fishing... I know that some chum is just dead bloody fish, but I've heard that some fishermen use pig parts and well I recently read a book by Richard Laymon.. one of my literary heros and if you havent heard of him well you just fucking SUCK and need to go read some of his shit NOW.. He's fucking awesome.... Anyway back to the subject on hand.... I just finished reading this book that had a fashion of cannibalism in it and one of the charaters asked the question "So, do people really taste like pig?" meaning pork of course and I've heard similar references made about people being the "long pig"... the things I read..... SO, if people taste like pig and fishermen use pig to bait sharks... could be one of the reasons that sharks been eating people... hmm something ELSE to ponder....
Ok so anyway, I watch/read alot of gross shit and have personally seen people eating monkeys, (well monkey brains and it was on video) and if we s'posedly came(evolved) from monkeys, and we taste like pig, in theory monkeys would then taste like pig as well right? I mean it'd make sense wouldnt it?
Damn it quit shaking your heads at me wondering what drugs I'm on this time(none as ususal thank you!) and quit thinking I'm crazy... you already KNOW that I am so thinking's just going to give you a head ache.... Anyway, what disturbs you worse, the fact that I thought this shit up or the fact that I just may be right in both theories that (accidently, only meant to post the one about monkeys not sharks) got presented here hmmm??? Well? I'm waiting for your answers....
OK this babble is done
Later folks
Lisa