Well, how refreshing...
It's nice to see such responsible behaviour from our good city's finest popsters.


Boris indeed himself would be proud of such leadership and entrepreneurial skills to eradicate by ingenious disguise any potential misunderstandings on our capitals fine travel network.


Indeed, if The teetotal members of the Paper Street Soap Company themselves indulged in any type of refreshment usage on our second to none metropolitan transport system when in transit, be sure in the thought that we'd be the first to be seen proudly dribbling into one these wonderfully designed perishables on their thirst quenched travail to the next wonderful performance by Mr & Mrs Zed & the gang who are probably the most respectable group of punk rock musicians on planet Earth currently treading the boards.


If only the likes of Ms Winehouse & Mr Doherty would use similar receptacles for their addictive habits on their highly publicised cavorts around Croydon's tram system, such as 'Crack Bin-bag's' & 'Heroin Hold-all's', we would, I'm sure, all be able to walk the streets without fear of being shot or stabbed or indeed be vomited on whilst standing nose to nose between stations for 3 sweaty hours when the power has gone down on the Northern Line.


We for one salute you, and will, if neccessary put up bail for whatever probably happened this evening.

All our love, brrrp!
xxxPSSCxxx
 

it's behaviour like that that'll get you in the freesheets, mark my words...