Introspection is really a completely fucked up process. You have to look inside of yourself and pass judgment upon your own actions and feelings. Nothing like a little self-loathing to make your day complete. This is why I avoid
it. Yes, I know it can be healthy. Blah blah blah, but let’s face it. Nothing about me is healthy so why should I start now?
There are several people who are telling me they want to try
and do the MS Challenge Walk with me in September, 2010. That both excites me and concerns me. Mostly because I think
about half of them have no clue what it truly entails. On the other hand, I don’t want to discourage anyone either. Everyone has it in them to make it. You
just have to want it badly enough. If you’re thinking
about it and have questions or want some details into what you really need to
commit to, let me know.
And now, I shall bore you with my introspective poetry.
Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.
Cock Haiku
I like your large cock
It is hard and very fat
It’s like a soup can
Hooker Haiku
"Stick it in”, I said!
“Move it around a little.
Don’t forget my cash.”
I do much prefer limericks to haiku, though they are tougher to pen. A limerick is defined as a humorous, often risque, verse of five lines with the rhyme scheme a-a-b-b-a.
Not to be confused with the group ABBA who brought you rhymes in a more socially acceptable format, such as:
"If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
take a chance on me."
I could go on, but I won't. Instead, I give you my Football Limerick!
There once was a team from Wisconsin
Whose quarterback had a big johnson
I can’t finish this limerick. The thought turns me on too much. Let’s just say the next line had something to do with
“punt”, and we all know what rhymes with that!
Leave me your own little ditty if you’d like. It sure beats the shit out of introspection.