The moment is here.
 
It has come the time to make the bestest album ever and in our votka-delusions we think we are the right komrades for the job. The process has already begun as Karpov recently rekorded so very many tracks of drums in our hi-fi c-cassette rekording facilities. We taped the tracks over a Dima Bilan kassett. And we only used the bestest teknology we could find in our stuudio, which is equivalent for the cheapest bullcrap you can buy from My First Sony -shop. Expectances are high, yes? Well so are we!
 
We will keep you posted about the progress of our Album of the Century (or the Album of the Age of Our Universum and Beyond, as we call it) and keep you up to date about any relevant information. Also, we are keeping a video diary of the studio sessions and it will be released once the sessions are over and we have sobered up!
 
Wish us Ursus-power and we will deliver the reKord!!
 
Petrovsky/Kozaks of Metallishtan