Can you believe it? The little TV that I watch these days is always from recordings so that I can fast forward the ads. Not that I've got anything against advertising, just that I am sooo tired of constantly being told how I should think, behave, be etc by self appointed "Thought Police".
- Don't smoke (A really safe one because they know that it's so adictive that no matter how many billions of taxes they collect from smokers, they'll just keep on smoking anyway)
- Drink responsibly
- Don't drink and drive
- Slow down
- Spend as much as you can on gambling (we make mega-bucks from taxes), but do it responsibly!
- Don't beat up women (Presumably it's OK to beat up men)
- Get a licence to work with children (all men are repressed pedaphiles)
- Don't waste water (because we, the chief thought police have spent so much of your money telling you how to think that we forgot to build any dams for the last 35 years!)
It goes on and on and on, and we (the policed) don't seem to mind!
Well, guess what, the Thought Police know that we -- we who are so weak that we have to be told how to live our lives, hang out on myspace. And they have already taken over valuable advertising space which could be imploring us to by the latest HiTech Gizmo to display such inane "advertisments" as ...
