I keep getting these !? telemarketing calls from people with Indian accents who claim they are from Sprint.

I've told them repeatedly that I'm on a Do-Not-Call list, and EXTREMELY not interested in whatever they're trying to sell me, yet they continue to call back time after time. (I also had some other choice things to tell them, but they're probably not fit to be printed in a blog.)

I will NEVER buy a Sprint product ever again. (Actually, I haven't in a long time - these bastards have been pulling stunts like this as far back as when I was in college. They used to call every single dorm room in sequence to pitch their wares. It wasn't just a one-time event, either - they did it all the time.)

If it were up to me, I'd take every last Sprint telemarketer, load them onto a giant rocket ship, and send it hurtling right into the Sun. (NASA won't go along with my idea, though. They apparently consider it a waste of money.)