Movie Time!


1. Pick 23 of your favorite movies.

2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.

3. Post them here for everyone to guess.

4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.

5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

6. No looking at my favorite movies on my page.





1. One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat. Jackie



2. You're a groovy boy. I'd like to strap you on sometime.



3. They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love
some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts. the_bOOm



4. Fuck you, too. Don't call me 'lady'. I come in here, I give these
things to you, you check, you make your phone calls, look suspicious,
ask questions. I'm sick. I have sickness all around me and you fucking
ask me about my life? 'What's wrong?' Have you seen death in your bed?
In your house? Where's your fucking decency? And then I'm asked fucking
questions. What's... wrong? You suck my dick. That's what's wrong. And
you, you fucking call me 'lady'? Shame on you. Shame on you. Shame on
both of you.  Mike



5. Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting
on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks.



6. You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards,
it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be
snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it. Mike



7. I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every
girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking
pictures of your feet. Mike



8. Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive
detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the
water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of
Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and
its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence
of our underwater ally. -- Jackie



9. Well, maybe I don't! I had ten good years with Cole, and I want them
back! I gotta have a partner! I looked and I looked and believe me,
brother, I kissed a lot of fucking frogs, and you're my prince!



10. I wonder where that fish has gone? ... You did love it so, you treated it like a son.

And it went... where-ever I... did go ... Is it in the cupboard?
Wouldn't you like to know! It is a most elusive fish ... That went
where-ever I did go ... Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! ... A fish, a
fish, a fishy OOOOH! ... Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! ... That went
wherever I... did go! -- MATT



11. Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole
table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a
weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know
how that happened!



12. This is what happens when you die, that is what happens when he
dies, and that is what happens when they die. It's all very personal.
And I'll tell you something; if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't
have had my little accident. -- MATT



13. Hi there. My name's Genesis. I've had delusions of grandeur since I was a child.



14. A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to
constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our
hands is a dead shark.



15. First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She
was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the
Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life
transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just
couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...
reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so
illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of
living... if you don't have a dick?



16. You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge.



17. And on winding roads, in crowded clubs or hotel bar, this shipwreck
of the streets rehearsed his future glory. A cigarette tracing a ladder
to the stars. Mike



18. Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar,
single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu
hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny
bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving
friends. -- the_bOOm



19. What sign are you? Because my mood ring just, like, totally changed colors. Mike



20. Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna
make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own
peace of mind; don't assign me yours.



21. You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched
glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to
one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a
land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go
in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... MATT





22. On what grounds? I'm not a drunk, I don't fuck other women, I've
never hit you, I don't mistreat you... I don't even try to touch you
since you've made it so abundantly clear how unnecessary you consider
me to be! But I did support you when you got your license, and some
people might think that entitles me to half of what's yours. So, turn
off the light when you come to bed! the_bOOm



23. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as
a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy
anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or
processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as
a career, I don't want to do that. Jackie