ATTENTION ALL ABSOLUTE ZER FANS AND FRIENDS OF THE BAND! THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
Guys and gals, I've done it. I've lost my prized RED OAKLEY HAT. The hat that has graced my hairy head at countless shows, the hat that...has graced my head at countless other events. Well, I miss it! ALOT!
If anyone has found it, I am offering a reward of a free E.P. If you find it, just leave the band a comment saying so. The hat may be seen in various pictures on our community webshots page, and may be described as:
-Red
-Silver O in the front corner, above the bill.
-the bill is slightlty broken, with some white stains on it. My little brother's friends got birthday cake on it. Yea. It was frustrating.
-Inside the hat, it is somewhat fraying
If anyone tries to make a duplicate of the hat and turn it in, I'll just laugh at you but proceed to keep the fake hat as a reminder of the event. If anyone BUYS ME A NEW RED OAKLEY HAT I will Give you a free E.P., tickets to our next show (if it is not free, anyway), and my respect and gratitude! (Yea, I know that will never happan, but a guy can dream , right?)
That is all.
God bless,
Jon and AZ