Okay so I smoked salvia twice this past saturday night. For those of you who don't know, Salvia is a plant. You smoke it. You get fucked up. It's legal.

It's scary.

But scary in a good way! Joel bought some 20x salvia, and I decided to try it out.

The first time, after smoking, I was in a forest covered with leaves, and to my left was a big, wooden wagon-wheel from the early settler-days. I was trying to push it with my left arm, but to no avail. Apparently, I was crying and laughing hysterically. When I came to, I just opened my eyes and looked at my 5 friends and they all started laughing.

It's ok. They didn't know how beautiful my dream was. :)

The second time I smoked, I saw these "macaroni birds", which were birds in the sky, but made of elbow macaroni. Yes, you heard me right. Then I was on a boat, trying not to drown in the sea (the blue comforter on the floor.).

Yeah, it's pretty fantastic stuff. I totally recommend it. If you like freaking out and laughing.