Hello people and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host with the most Mark Danger. Well today was a very good day as I slept like crazy. Tomorrow starts another long work week and some long hours ahead. The holiday season is about to start and if its like every year that I have worked its going to be fucking crazy. But for now as I have some time lets see what I have for today.............................................
Its kinda crazy but its been 20 years now that the Berlin wall has comed down. I remember where I was when it was going down. I was coming home from middle school and my step dad had it on. It was kinda cool to see history happening.
It could be scary if the TCU faces the winner of the Alabama/Flordia game to play for the National Championship.
Lawrence Taylor was arrested in a one car accident. He was book for leaving the scene of an accident and was released with a $500 bond.
Larry Johnson now has free time as he was cut from the Kansas City Chiefs. Johnson used the f word to decribe and also ripped on the teams coach. Look for Johnson to go to the Redskins and play there. He could help a team that sucks real bad win.
Here is the fmylife of the day..................................................................
Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML
or this one
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
or this one
Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML
Here is the video of the day........................................
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Ricky Haton (who ever he is) is hosting RAW tonight. Look for him to suck as all of the guest GM has done. I am just waiting for Vince McMahon to guest host and take control. This story line must end because it sucks major ass.
Rain and very high winds are to hit here Atlanta tomorrow.
Beltway sniper is set to die on Tuesday. John Allen Muhammad will get a needle in his arm for the slaying of Dean Harold Meyers. I wished that they would get rid of the needles and bring back "Mr.Sparky". When they are put to death they just get to go to sleep and not wake up. To me that isn't any good. They killed people and caused
pain, so they should die the same way.
DeAngelo Hall is a fucking piece of shit no good football player that wished that he was still in Atlanta. It was funny to see Falcons coach Mike Smith give Hall some shit! It was also nice to see that the team stood up Matt Ryan as he was hit hard out of bounds. It now shows that the team and its fans are behind him!
I just got word that Danica Patrick has just signed and will be in Flordia for the Daytona 500!!!! More details to come.
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Here are somethings that will happen on RAW tonight..............................
Ricky Hatton said that DX will face Chris Jericho and Big Show
Alicia Fox d Kelly Kelly in a boring match
Sheamus d a local ass kisser
Evan Bourne d Jack Swagger after the Miz did a run in.
Chavo will face Hatton in a never ending story line
Does this really make you want to watch RAW. If not this does..............................
Mark Henry lost to Randy Orton in a who gives a rat shit match!
Today I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing
my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
Ricky Hatton beat Chavo in a Boxer vs Jobber "MMA type Match"
This show is fucking boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well thats it for me, so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!