Jazz Fudge Summer School The Underworld, Camden 29/07/01
Gamma / The Planets / Toah Dynamic
First up self harm with a compass out yo pencil case, name of your baby nephew on yo hand so it scar up gooood. Yo Barry Mcguigan, Rap is my reality I Don't know their names, I don't know their names, heart attack you know youre never comin back I'm the doctor. I gotta hunch I gonna be on lock down For nine months, I'm gonna knock yo face out wiv quid coins in my fuckin eyes, you wanna rhumble? I'm the candyman candyman candyman in the footy boots with the studs out. I just talk in shops. Pregnancy aint allways the truth, Ecstasy turned my head to possibilities, now I'm in yo yard wiv my loose trakkkky bottoms and no top on lookin for me puppy, the blades just for my protection, i'm only hostile cos I got fostered fo likin smashhhhin pumpkins. Someone just put a window in somewhere, I just took that sword into Victoria Wines cos Of Echobelly on planet rock profiles, 60 a day keep my tusks fuckin yellow darlin , gangster gangster yeah thats right have any video you want, not that one any video except that one. " Rub your titties if you like Indoor Hockey." Yo! Sandicliffe Loughborough, this is the mighty Toah Duckkks kickin out yer wind pipe and blowing uppp yur trumpet. Bang banggg. See me behind the bike sheds plugging out and greasing a reach-a-round. Toah Dingles were hitting the hot spot with the nipple cripple "Hornted Horses" and cum silent ninjahs wiv the muckkk hole delite "Let me check my chin". Supreme V C give it pure stabbins and the fuckin Toah Dacktools wings spreadin sunshine with the Milli Vanilli cockstrengh. The service and parts was 10/10, 20/20, 30/30, 40/40, 50/50, 60/60, 70/70, 80/80, 90/90, 100/100. "I think my teacher fancies me" "Why?" "Cos she keeps putting kisses all over my work"
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Reviewed by Paul Raymond and Carl Griffiths