10) Mike Litoris has a goatee.
9) Mike Litoris squints when filmed by the news
8) Mike Litoris has a Bugs Bunny mouth.
7) Mike Litoris likes to hang out by a fence on the side of the road.
6) Mike Litoris is 6 feet tall and weighs 185 pounds.
5) Mike Litoris is developing a double chin.
4) Mike Litoris has had two DUI's.
3) Mike Litoris is of Dutch-Hungarian descent.
2) Mike Litoris is a hillbilly-surfer type, kinda like Patrick Swayze in Point Break, but
with a beer belly, and not as sexy.
1) Mike Litoris is a little rough around the edges.